“I’m Not a Hipster” and Other Things Hipsters Say #2
Another installment of “I’m Not a Hipster” inspired by this Sunday’s New York Times Style section
Here’s Randall Dawkins.
He was photographed at the Brooklyn Flea Market-Randall this one’s for you!
You Ask: “Hey I like that jacket, is that vintage?”
They Say 
eye roll, indifferent tone) “No, it’s Balenciaga……”
What They Really Mean: Two things:
First: Fuuuucccckkk You!
Second: Thank you. It’s a funny story-my ex and I time-shared this Balenciega coat. I got it in the break-up, but he got the Dior Homme skinny jeans, Fucker.
More to come.
Living in New York this thing writes itself.
