STREET ZEROES: Short Shorts Always Equal a Wedgie

“Okay, I don’t want to freak anyone out, but I think a snail just crawled inside of me…aaaaand I really like it.”
LINKAGE: look at this fucking hipster

“Okay, I don’t want to freak anyone out, but I think a snail just crawled inside of me…aaaaand I really like it.”
LINKAGE: look at this fucking hipster