90210 Merchandise to Ruin All Hopes of this Show Actually Being Fashionable
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If you were thinking 90210 was going to be a West Coast Gossip Girl, think again. We’ve just gotten word of some merchandise on the horizon for the show which might prove that this is some safe little after school special with a low testosterone level. Everyone is saying how “naughty” this show will be, how shocking the story lines are, and how controversial the characters and plotlines are going to play out. If that was the case, then I feel we wouldn’t have to see product inspirations like these…
That’s right kiddies. That’s some cheesy ass merchandise to suck your twat onto. Come 2009 (they’re really expecting this show to last that long?), you’ll be able to pick up a shitload of stuff from your favorite zipcode including apparel, cosmetics, bags and school supplies. The apparel line will include t-shirts, like the ones spotted above, and, wait for it, FLEECE… (Oh god, did this collection get shat out the ass of an Old Navy designers nut sack!?!)
Basically, if these product offerings are any inclination of that this shows gonna be like, you can expect some 7th Heaven style faire coming out of the CW this fall. I’ll give it three episodes before making a final decision, but it might be time to pack our bags and move to a more fashionable zip.
Images courtesy of the sexy bitches at WWD.
