Agyness Deyn Is Back And Still Looking Aweful!
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So we here at Fashion Indie have been making fun of Agyness Deyn for about a week now, and you know what, it doesn’t really get old for me. Agyness was taped singing with Five O’ Clock Heroes this weekend, and since then she seems to think she is some sort of rockstar. She was recently seen with bruised shins and her ugly hair looking as bad as it usually does. Despite the probable ounce of cocaine in her system, she has nothing in common with any rockstar I have ever met. So with all that being said my three points of advice for her are:
- Smash that stupid red guitar that you don’t know how to play.
- Don’t do coke because your a rockstar. Do it because you’re a model.
- Comb your hair
I will give her credit on changing her socks though. The red ones are gone and the yellow ones are in. Lets see how long she wears these ones for.
