American Apparel Reminds us its “For Dov’s Eyes Only”

I think I may officially have a new hero. What Dov Charney sees can only be described as “porn-tastic” (Lauren’s word, not mine). Which reminds me, when will he start making some really “classy” 70’s inspired porn? I can see it now, “Debbie Does Dov”, where Debbie, dressed in head to toe GAP, goes on the search for the perfect pair of Metalic Gold Lycra leggings. And who leads her on this hipstatic (hipster + fantastic) journey? None other than AA CEO Charney, who sports major wood in two-tonal white piping lined briefs. Smells like two shakes from the herp tree to me.
(pict from back cover of Vice Magazine)
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Comment by Jim on 7 July 2008:
Dov Charney is a cheap assclown with all the creativity of sandpaper. w00t woot! pr0n!! Boyhowdy, am I hip or fucking what! I make my own ads with my digital camera - buy my overpriced t-shirts then suck my dick! Never mind, I can suck my own dick!