Amy Winehouse Does Yet Another Thing That Makes Us Want To Talk About Her and Her Trainwreck of a Life
Amy Winehouse recently got stuck in traffic (Oh, exciting. Tell me more.). Tired of waiting in her vehicle (and desperate for a hit of just about anything she could get her hands on) Amy walked the highway seeking out a fresh tailpipe in which she could attach her lips for a cool blast of CO2. Fortunately Amy found a fan (aka a UN Goodwill Ambassador who mistook her for a starving African) who helped her get her fix.
We have the photos and the “accurate” dialog below
UN Ambassador : Hello. My name is Jenny. I am with the UN Goodwill Mission. I am here to help you.
Amy: groans. belches. and scratches crotch
UN Ambassador: I just need to ask you a few questions before we can take you to our rehabilitation center.
Amy: They try to make me go to rehab and I said no, no, no.
UN Ambassador: No miss. This isn’t rehab. It’s a center where they will provide food and medication.
Amy: Did you say medication? Where do I sign up…
UN Ambassador: Here you go, just fill this out.
UN Ambassador: Okay, boys take a photo for Angelina. Let her know we just found her next entrant into CODENAME: Adoption.
Remind me again why she’s a style icon?
