Amy Winehouse Does Yet Another Thing That Makes Us Want To Talk About Her and Her Trainwreck of a Life
Amy Winehouse recently got stuck in traffic (Oh, exciting. Tell me more.). Tired of waiting in her vehicle (and desperate for a hit of just about anything she could get her hands on) Amy walked the highway seeking out a fresh tailpipe in which she could attach her lips for a cool blast of CO2. Fortunately Amy found a fan (aka a UN Goodwill Ambassador who mistook her for a starving African) who helped her get her fix.
We have the photos and the “accurate” dialog below
UN Ambassador : Hello. My name is Jenny. I am with the UN Goodwill Mission. I am here to help you.
Amy: groans. belches. and scratches crotch
UN Ambassador: I just need to ask you a few questions before we can take you to our rehabilitation center.
Amy: They try to make me go to rehab and I said no, no, no.
UN Ambassador: No miss. This isn’t rehab. It’s a center where they will provide food and medication.
Amy: Did you say medication? Where do I sign up…
UN Ambassador: Here you go, just fill this out.
UN Ambassador: Okay, boys take a photo for Angelina. Let her know we just found her next entrant into CODENAME: Adoption.
Remind me again why she’s a style icon?
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About the Author: Founder and main dude at Fashion Indie, Daniel Saynt began his career in fashion at the tender age of 14, when he worked in the stockroom for some unnamed fashion whorehouse. His distaste for the mainstream quickly festered until he decided enough was enough, denouncing all mainstream fashion lines (unless the stuffs on sale or just down right irresistible or free, you can't say no to free).
The dialog is perfect! Good stuff…
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