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Founder and main dude at Fashion Indie, Daniel Saynt began his career in fashion at the tender age of 14, when he worked in the stockroom for some unnamed fashion whorehouse. His distaste for the mainstream quickly festered until he decided enough was enough, denouncing all mainstream fashion lines (unless the stuffs on sale or just down right irresistible or free, you can't say no to free).

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Amy Winehouse Is One Rich Trainwreck

April 25th, 2008 • Related • Filed Under


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Amy WinehouseI must be doing something wrong with my life. Amy Winehouse is worth $10 million dollars!!!

The Telegraph is reporting that she has amassed a massive fortune from her debut album.  What the fuck?!?  No wonder she’s always trashed, she’s got enough cash to take her through 20,000 vials of heroin, 10,000 bottles of Jack Daniels and enough AquaNet hairspray to burn a hole the size of India into the ozone.  I have decided to officially give up on my dreams of dotcom stardom to start singing some gospely tunes about being an alcoholic.  For full effect I will also stop brushing my teeth and get a bad toupee.

Upon hearing of the news of her riches, it was reported that Amy decided to pack up her bags and leave the park bench she was living on to move into a bigger house with available stovetops for cooking meth.  Goddamn do we love our trainwrecks.

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