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Oh, Jessica Alba. What did they do to you?  Don’t you realize that Charlie Chaplan’s a Nazi. Now you’re a Nazi. Which means you’re baby will be some blonde haired supremist who’ll hate jews. Good job Albaquerque.

This spread in June’s Allure Magazine is at once the death of the androgynous trend and the nail in the coffin for celebrities paying flashback homage to dead celebrities. Seriously, Lohan as Marilyn, Jessica Simpson shaving for Esquire, Rosie O’Donnell as Danny Devito. It’s getting ridiculous.