Angry Mothers Stopping Strange Little Boys From Diving Into Compromising Positions

Marissa Moshell, Student/Contributor August 15 at 10:46 | Comments | TWEET THIS

Call me crazy, but this is just about the funniest thing that I’ve heard in a very, very long time. Sorry to all the mothers who are taking offense to the underwear they bought for their seven-year olds; this world is a better place because of this garment. Disney has approved and been selling underwear designs that state “Dive In” above the crotch area…hmm? One of the mothers shares her concerns:

“You just never know who could see that and think it was a bit too enticing for a young child to be wearing.”

Okay..Let’s backtrack here. I think the real issue here is that you don’t know who would be staring at your seven-year old child’s crotch area. So either you’re actually concerned about your seven-year old daughter having sex or you just have severe, severe issues. Keep the pants on and there should be no problem.

The slogan was supposed to refer to a scene in the movie where all the kids ‘Dive In’ to a pool. The packaging on the underwear is also an issue; when the mothers buy the underwear you can’t see what it says until you get home and actually open the package. Disney denies the harsh allegations and says “It was completely innocent and not meant to cause offense.” It’s okay Disney…Just admit you were trying to get them started young.