Edited by Rebecca Alexander on
So we were not invited to this (Cartier needs to get on this, cuz we are bff with Gucci and LV) so we decided to trash some people that went and dressed like idiots. Here they are:
Can someone let Kimora know that she’s not 20 anymore and her ass doesn’t belong out in the open?
You know what, I’ll do it. Kimora, stop.
Velor = Not Cute
Not horrible, but not iconic. You’re failing us Chloe.
Two words: Boob sag.
Can you please wear dresses that cover your face for now on?
HIllary Duff is still invited to shit? How did that happen?
Too long, too wide, too covered in Joel Madden jizz.
I heart Rosario Dawson. No hate, just love.
We thought Mischa Barton proved that fringes look awful, but this no name celebrity secures the point.
Rebecca does not like biographies. They are stupid and she would rather spend her time editing the site. Which she does with great vigor.