April Fool’s SUX Horse Ballz!!!
DISCLAIMER: This post has nothing to do with fashion, so take a sedative, enjoy my sense of humor and calm down!
I am a glamorous, sophisticated and educated man, with an impeccable sense of style. I am not easily fooled by silly, immature April Fool’s pranks, really I’m not. In light of this information, how surprised was I when my good friend Slaus of a personal FAAAVORITE blog of mine - http://ohellnawl.wordpress.com (a blog about the random foolishness of our world in all it’s many facets that I would turn random tricks for) announced he had sold the site to a big corporation, THEN he announced a few days after, that he was leaving the blog due to creative differences between him and his new corporate backing.
WELL I WAS MORE PISSED AND HEART BROKEN THAN A NEW BRIDE THAT’S KEPT HER VIRGINITY TILL HER WEDDING NIGHT & FINDS OUT SHE MARRIED A MAN THAT LAST ABOUT AS LONG AS IT TAKES TO COOK MINUTE RICE…………NOW THAT’S PISSED!
Well it was all an April Fool’s prank and I know some of you are like, “Boo Hoo, who cares…….shut up your whinin’ and talk trash about Chloe Sevigny,” at which I would like to tell you to set yourself on fire and die! C’mon, have a heart, this incident is like our beloved Daniel Saynt selling Fashion Indie to Target or Wal-Mart and telling us, ‘nothing is gonna change’ and then a day later saying he’s leaving becuz his new bosses want to showcase gouchos and polyester. You know you’d be ready to riot like you were from Compton and the cops beat Rodney King again or as if President Bush ordained Perez Hilton as the U.S. fashion ambassador…….you’d crap your pricey panties!
It was all a hoax and all the more reason for April Fool’s to be destroyed for the face of the earth. I HATE that holiday! I hate it more than seeing Cory Kennedy’s vulgar, attention hungry camel toe. They got me and GOOOOD, but for future reference, it is soooooo unfashionable to play dirty tricks on Z’maji. STOP IT!!!
-Z’maji of HauteBlogXOXO
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Comment by Daniel Saynt on 2 April 2008:
wait. did walmart make an offer? or are you just joking. i’ve been calling them for weeks now. I even agreeded to dedicate a full section of the site to nascar tees!!! did they really talk to you?
tell them I’m ready to sell this popsicle stand. I need a payday!!!