Austin’s Out, Perez’s In?
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Marc “Why am I suddenly so desperate for attention?” Jacobs has dumped his long time boyfriend Austin for Perez Hilton!!! Apparently, the smell of Cubano sandwiches and Hot Pockets reeking from the fat tubs skin was too much of an aphrodisiac for the geriatric designer.
What the fuck Marc? You used to be so cool, now you just seem sad/desperate for a reality series.
