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1. Oscar de la Renta 2

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Do you think Jwow thought her fur looked classy? What type of Forever21 made animal died to make this fur that is draping over her Ed Hardy reject tee? Now, who wants to take bets on whether her jeans are torn under her ass cheeks?

Shiny shiny! Those tux’s make me so so mad when I think about the polyester sack I just had to try on at the men’s suit-kill yourself-wearhouse last night for my sister’s wedding (I wish I was kidding).

These guys all so look sharp that if I wasn’t watching Chris Hanson catching a gay predator right now on msnbc I might even believe they weren’t all imagining each other naked.

Ummm, I don’t think I can be a partial judge for this picture because I’m striaght up jealous of that facial wasting! However I’ll always support a fully exposed chest at a red carpet event.

The only thing I don’t like in this pic are those awful accessories on Russel Brand. No no, not the rings…um, not the chain wallet…it’s the white tra$h-autotune-lilly allen on his arm.

Maybe it’s because I’m scared for Miley’s future, or maybe because my boyfriend will hold out on me if I bad mouth Britney, but I actually do want to try be nice about this one. So I’ll say, her hair looks so good.. at least the part that’s clipped in… Ok, try two at being nice, here goes: Her camel toe looks banging, and I
always have fun playing my favorite Brit themed guessing game: “who ripped
the fishnets?!”

The last time I wore my full head of horns out I looked a hell of a lot better than Kelis, and I owe it all to two simple elements that Miss Milkshake forgot.

1) There’s nothing worse than a half assed camel toe, I can see half her crotch, and not the good half. Some words of wisdom for Kelis: if you’re going to let your crotch eat your pants, commit bitch!

And 2) A futuristic midget was NOT my acoutrament of choice, Kelis should have chosen either a dominatrix slave on a leash with a ball gag, or a mormon priest- either one would have gone better as a sidekick than the MJ/GaGa love child she was toting around with her.

Remember what it was like wearing flip flops and shorts to the corner store? If you don’t it’s time to call Intervention and sober up (please send me Ken Seeley) because it was basically a month ago. If you’re too proud to give up the good shit just take one peak at visvim’s Folk Boots and you’ll remember what month it is. Even though these boots might keep me warm enough, the impending doom they represent is enough to send packing. So if you see me hitchhiking to warmer lands, help a brother out and get me to Boca like now.

LINK LOVE: High Snobiety

Maybe it’s his headband, maybe it’s the fact that I think he’s wearing jelly’s for sandals (it’s definitely that one) but this guy is officially my all time favorite STREET HERO.  So note to self: wear clothes without seems and a head band tomorrow so I can be as cool as AD H. a self proclaimed “dreamer” from Taipei.

LINK LOVE: Lookbook.nu

Ok, well Sharpie didn’t actually design these shoes, but it looks like somebody over at DC got bored during 5th grade math class and colored over their entire gym shoe with highlighter. If you’re into looking like you just splashed through an acid trip, check out these new “High Visibility” kicks.

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Blue pill or red pill officially does not matter anymore. Anyone can step into The Matrix  with the Rick Owens Drkshdw Black Long Hoodie. The best part is you don’t even have to be on PETA’s shit list with this Keanu ready jacket because it’s made out of cotton.  If this really does mean we’re one step closer to The Matrix being real life, I hope it’s the second one, because that underground orgy rave looked like a blast.

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Engineered Garments decided that the fall and winter of 2009 was the right time for everyone to look like a total idiot. After watching every girl crash and burn while trying her hardest to make a fanny pack ironic enough to look cool, what would make any dude want to jump on the band wagon? If dumb girls with Gucci C’s plastered all over their crotches weren’t enough to keep you from attempting this, please heed my warning, keep the tweed, and your daily essentials off your fanny and get a damn wallet.  If I see any of you wearing this, I will just assume the Mayans were right, and I’ll start really living it up big before 2012.

LINK LOVE: HypeBeast

Candy & Caviar’s spring/summer 2010 line is officially the first thing that made me miss the summer, and it’s only October. This is particularly dangerous because seasonal depression sends me straight to the Little Debbie’s box in a bad way. So it’s a good thing I’ll have something to look forward to while the days get shorter and my pants get tighter. Check out the hooded blazer and white pants for moral support if your Zoloft prescrip starts to run short.

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LINK LOVE: Mens Rag

It really is the little things in life that make the days pass. The changing colors of the fall leaves, a lady in high heeled rain boots taking a slippery tumble and crushing her umbrella, you know the standard moments of beauty we all look out for day to day. So here’s a big thank you to APC for making their little things really count, and if anyone asks why- fuck ‘em!

LINK LOVE: High Snobiety

Nike has a 2009 Halloween line coming out, and apparently no one in Nike Town has seen Mean Girls enough to know that October 31 (and the two weekends before and after) is a time to slut up or shut up, and these shoes don’t show any kind of skin.  Toe cleavage is out of the question, but orange hoarse hair isn’t? They’re called priorities Nike, get yours straight.

LINK LOVE: HighSnobiety.com

All rape eyes aside, which is a pretty big aside when Adam Lambert is glaring at you through those layers of eye liner, this is so so cool. Adam helped raise $229,000 for public schools. Let’s just hope he doesn’t get this country educated enough to stop buying into the cash cow that is his American Idol fame.

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I guess the best way to move past the enduring humiliation that is surviving high school marching band is using your tiny jacket later in life for style. Being stick thin and baby faced doesn’t hurt either. Denny W updated the shit out of his high school torment and made it work, can I do the same thing with acne scars and memories of lonely lunches? Probs not, but way to go Denny.

LINK LOVE: Lookbook.nu

Obviously I want to wear an oriental rug as a shawl, but what’s even more obvious is that I want to wear leopard print shorts with a fur lined hooded jacket this winter. Hare’s Fall/Winter 2009 lookbook is busting with the best ways to look significantly cooler (pun intended) than any other dude on the block.

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LINK LOVE: Men Rag

Considering how hard I’ve worked to grow out my long and flowing follicles, I take severe offense to this fraudulent effort to hop on MY band wagon. Or maybe I’m just jealous because I’ve officially been outdone. Either way this hat (and model) will haunt my nightmares.

LINK LOVE: Like Cool

Adrien Grinier gone gay, who’s gonna hate that. Diego Dom fringed it up big time with his jacket and squeezed into some skinny’s for his backyard photo shoot, the result: me likey! Keep on Keepin on Diego

LINK LOVE: Lookbook.nu