IN CASE YOU CARE: Paulina Porizkova Gets the Stiletto Boot

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Times are tough, and when it’s time to trim the fat its only fair that the once-famous supermodel, whose only real purpose is to make it look like it’s not really all about Tyra and provide shallow, empty commentary, should pack her bags and leave the house.

“The current state of the economy has forced shows to make major budget cuts industry wide,” says America’s Top Model executive producer Ken Mok, in a joint statement with Tyra Banks released Monday. “America’s Next Top Model is not immune to these financially challenging times. We’ve had to make significant cuts in every area of the production and, unfortunately, Paulina was a casualty of these cuts.”

Honestly, I don’t think it’s going to make a difference since the show is a joke anyway. They should’ve stuck with Janice even if she did talk out of her ass half the time, at least she was entertaining. So who’s up next…Frederique Van der Wall?

Michelle Obama Be Stuntin’ On You Hoes

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Or to put it more eloquently, wardrobe. Game. Proper. Yes, a lot of fuss is constantly being made over Michelle’s taste in clothing, but for good reason. Unlike her predecessors, nary a boxy, double-breasted suit or dated color scheme has come her way. And after seeing her in this outfit for the White House Evening of Poetry and Music event this past weekend, I feel compelled to bestow some praise. Wearing a breezy, altered mutli-patterned piece from British design duo Basso & Brooke’s spring/summer ‘09 collection teamed with a pair of white Maison Martin Margiela cropped trousers, the First Lady looked polished, comfortable, and effortlessly chic. Not to mention the drop disc earrings and alluring makeup, which really brings out the composition of this top. Which leads me to thinking…all of the former first ladies just dressed bad on purpose?

BEAUTY SPARK: Pretty in Pink

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It may be a perennial shade, but now—spring–is the optimal time to lacquer your fingers and toes with a soft, opaque infantile pink. At first I was unconvinced, but after having recently tried the color out for myself, I became fascinated with how beautifully subtle and universally flattering the hue can be. It looks stunning on just about every skin tone and registers a clean, sophisticated look. Take a much-needed break from in-your-face neons and heavy darks, and give this delicate, creamy tint a try. Best bets:

‘I Pink I Love You’ by OPI

‘Wedded Bliss’ by Sally Hansen

‘Limo Scene’ by Essie

TRENDSPARK: Bugs

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As cliched as the whole “ants at a picnic” scence can be, there’s nothing trite about this season’s affinity for insects. As part of her men’s spring/summer 09 collection, Ann Demeulemeester turns beetles into less threateneing sequin and stone encrusted broaches; innovative, albeit a tad creepy. Netherlands jewelry designer Ineke Otte’s ant necklace and Frances Wadsworth-Jones’s 18-karat gold and oxidized silver ring is an ode to the most annoyning of bugs, while

gingham wedge sandal is playful, fun and least likely to make you itch.

DESIGNER TO KNOW: Karen Karem

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The relatively new designer’s Autumn/Winter 09 collection is a contemporary ode to the eponymous sophisticate, Holly Golightly to which its name is owed. Consisting entirely of uniquely constructed dresses, the Galliano, Alexander McQueen and Chloe alumni’s pieces are inherently classic and feminine, and carries an uptown palette. However, Karem’s penchant for offbeat details such as an oversized ruffle hem or a racerback bodice, and creative use of delicate fabrics add a sense of adventure and daring, and a downtown vibe that begs to be noticed. The meek need not apply.

No, It’s Not Michael…or is It?

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Rihanna bears a frighteningly striking resemblance to the King of Pop, circa 1989 while out shopping in L.A. recently. I’m pretty much on the fence when it comes to Rhi’s fashion choices, but jumping on the Balmain jacket bandwagon may not have been a wise decision. Not only is the drum major look a bit severe for daytime (not to mention those hideous shoulder pads), but with the hair and the shades, all she’s missing is a glittery glove and a monkey named Bubbles.

I DIE: We Who See Wedge

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Overdramatic sentiments become appropriate, necessary even, when confronted with such dopeness. This would be the case for this sick bootie/wedge combo by We Who See that I would gladly drop $130 for. The bunched canvas platform features leather strap detailing and peeptoe and heel cutout. Oh, the possibilities…slightly tucked in skinny jeans, a lightweight mini, or some tattered cutoffs would be the perfect sidedish to this delightful main course.

Available at Urban Outfitters

Shimmi Bikini Collection

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It’s already practically summertime here in Cali, a sign that bikini shopping season has descended upon us. But even if you live in more frigid climates where spring showers are the norm right now, it’s still not too early to get ready for beach cruising, late-night pool parties and any other reason to preen around half-naked. LA designers Scarlett Chorvat and Alison Renner have created a covetable collection of fresh, edgy bikinis that utilize inventive, lightweight fabrics, playful prints and vivid colors. The Shimmi Collection pieces evoke a sexy, cutting-edge spirit in that effortless unassuming sort of way, but is nonetheless crazy stylish. Just another reason to stop dawdling and shed that winter flab ‘cause we all know that backfat ain’t cute, girl.