Articles by Zmaji Robinson
*sees Dora The Explorer bow tie*
*left eye twitch*
*has a “Nooooo Wiiiirrrrreee Haaannnnggeerrrrrsss” moment*
Well isn’t this a chemo-therapeutic-mess! Indie dahlingk’s, it’s not necessarily that I hate Whora The Explorah’, it’s more that I want her to die a painful, burnin clap of a death but that bobble head
I almost fainted dead away into my Malt-O-Meal and Easy Mac when I saw these pics of Sacha Baron Cohen or should I say “Bruno” doin the googley eyed fool, snap in a circle three times somebody. My poor innocent virgin eyes have been violated and I didn’t even use
Did you’se reprobates know that Tyra had a stalker? I know right! Look at poor TyTy baby leavin the courthouse and she’s still modeling with her eyes, good girl! When I read about this, I had to sniff my coffee to make sure the Starbucks girl hadn’t put a little chuggin gin
Since the new Hannah Montana movie made $34 million at the box office, it’s safe to say that her fan base of sugar high, musty young girls and horny, greasy palmed, lurkin’n’lonely old men couldn’t have given a hot colonic about the tragedy she unleashed at the actual premiere. There’s
We here at F.I. barely have any idea what fooseball is or whatever they call it, but when PETA starts actin’ a malnourished, grass eatin fool, we take notice! Everyone knows what an idiot Michael Vick made of himself when he destroyed his career by getting caught up in a
Look Indies! It’s a stampede of candidates for America’s Next Flop Model. Yes childrenz, you read right, they stampeded like a hoard of cows tryin to get to the feedin trough at the Olive Garden, Moooooo! Not to volunteer to help in a needy community or to provide blood so
Look at all that Beyonkey Donkey poured into a breathtaking Thierry Mugler original. It’s like a bucket of KFC original but tastier and much more greasy. Oh to be the Spanx huggin all 32′-24′-36′ of that jelly. Beyonce taunts we the fashion elite on the set of her tour promo
Warning: HSN products cause nausea, scabies, the cancers, the crazies and a big ol booty. Click at your own risk – Tina Knowles HSN collection
I lovez you Tina!
Indies, in case none of you received the note I sent via carrier pigeon, I personally have a crush on Mrs. Tina Knowles
With all this talk about war, I figured you Indies needed something stupid to take your minds off this grown up spat whilst we bust some skulls! Do you remember when you’d watch a Lindsey Lohan movie and before you knew it, you were drooling into your popcorn with the
Y’know Indies, it feels like a CHICO’s kinda day (ewwww) so I wanted to treat you to some behind the scenes smut from Chrissy Siriano. Awwww, look at our little ferocia being all authoritative and influential and thangs. Everytime I see that gravity defying, razor sharp do, I get giddy
Ooooo Aubrey, Giiiiirrrl, You Such A Natural Beauty and Stuff……
Today in Never-Ever land, somebody got airbrushed to the Motha McLovin T. The cover says it’s Aubrey but this lump of undefined silicon anime, doin it’s best Jessica Rabbit bit, couldn’t possibly be my sweet little church girl. I guess washing
Oh my! That’s a whole lotta back’doe cakez Lady Gaga! I really didn’t want to do it but she made me do it. It’s like when someone keeps pushing you and pushing you and that little voice in your head turns demonic, egging you on to kill, maim and destroy
