Oh What a Brave Soul, Going Out Into the Light of Day Like That……….Around People………Lookin’ Like……….That

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I was mortified and verklempt, clutching my pearls to see RuPaul lookin’ like what the Drag dragged in on a recent episode of Project Runway.  Never, and I say NEVER have I been a fan of drag but I always thought that RuPaul was tranny feirce ferocia feirce feirce tranny deliciosa hot mess feirce!  He used to be so polished……..what happened to Her? What ever the case, I found myself wondering,  “Doesn’t he look liiiiiiikkkeee……….

Make Your Puss Smile With CLITTER!!!

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Is there saggage in your pannies? Has your puddin’ bowl lost is flavor? Since child birth, does it resemble something out of the movie Aliens? Well make that monstrous, gaping-maw of an abyss shimmer and shine with Clitter!

Z’maji of HauteBlogXOXO

Daily News Names Winny #1

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B’nouncy and Momma Tina Dress Michelle Obama

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Now I love me some Beyonce just like any other person that enjoys seeing some big ol’ gyratin booty cakes, SHAKE THEM GROCERIES BOO! I also have to admit that I love the style that she and her mother have created for her. However, I think her style looks good on HER, ? She alone can pull off those over the top golden, sparkly, glitter bedraggled get-ups cuz that’s how we like to see her. I also LOOOOVVVE Michelle Obama and her style got me lookin’ soooo crazy right now! Now with all that being said, I heard through the grapevine, from my cousin’s, sister’s, Uncle Rillo’s, best friend’s, drug dealer’s, post-op tranny, that Beyonce and her mother Tina will be designing a death shroud *ahem* I mean an outfit for Mrs. Obama.

Now I’m not tryin’ to hate on B’nouncy and Momma Tina, but Michelle is a sophisticated, charming woman and I really don’t believe that charm and Creole bust-it-baby chic go together. She posesses a cool, confident air of refinement that I’m sure will only be cheapened by a bedazzled blazer and chainmail slacks. If they put that girl in a gold lame mini dress and stilletos with dress socks I will not be held responsible for any acts of violence that I partake in. I will imme’giately be bustin that head open till a sweet fountain of homicide pours forth. Don’t do it! HA!

TrendSpark: The Crazies

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Amy Winehouse, Lindsey LoHan, Gary Busey, Lauryn Hill and NOW Kanye West?!

The newest trend catching on in Tinsleytown is unadulterated, cockeye-ded, old school, CRAZY. It’s a great accessory when you’re spiraling downward into the abyss of nothingness and has-been-ness. Now understand, I don’t mean slightly cooky or peculiar behaviour either, I mean Joan Collins “Mommy Dearest”, trigger finger Phil Spector, Ike Turner cracked out UFC shennaniganed, Marlon Brando crazy. I mean soup sandwhich crazy. As you all know, I’m not really into talking about people……*crickets*…….but I think that some interventions and shock therapy sessions are in order – OR – maybe something more midevil like bleeding with leeches……….can we do that anymore?

Amy Winehouse looks like she’s two puffs away from dying in her own sick, Kanye’s rockin’ that homeless/crazed sorority girl killer/serial rapist look that’s so HOT right now, Lindseys sadomasochistic fall is being chronicled by the ever affectionate tabloids, Lauryn Hill is 3 wings and a case of salmonella short of a family bucket from KFC and Gary Busey………well…….let’s just say that no one can convince me that he’s not burying bodies in his backyard or eating the flesh of the dead, now that’s certifiable!

- Z’maji of HauteBlogXOXO

The Worst Possible Fashion Statment Ever!

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Christy Siriano + Bluefly = TRANNY KLUM

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Super Tranny Fierce Messy Mess Ferocia *Snap**Snap* D’Lushus! Do it Christy Girl!

Christy is taking over at Bluefly and the Trannies must be goin out of their minds with anticipation to spend their welfare checks. It’s great to see someone win Project Runway and actually have something to show for it. How fudgin awesome to that he can even make simple, everyday pieces but keep the grand, unique style that we’ve come to love. Watch for 2:17 when Christy coins a new phrase “Tranny Klum”. I like it, I’m using it, I’m stealing it and I’m going to copyright it, NAH!

-Z’maji of HauteBlogXOXO

Giorgio Armani Wears Speedo

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Dear Giorgio Armani,

I don’t wanna hate on the elderly gettin’ their sexy on in their last, FEW, PRECIOUS days before death stops by for that final potluck and I know you’re Italian but aren’t we a little long of tooth to be wearing the Speedo’s? A little slinky of skin to be baring all that flesh? A tad limp of prostate to be presenting the groceries to the public? Aren’t we? I mean I can see your cash & prizes and the balance is exceedingly low……if’n you know what I mean…….

There are already sooo many things in this picture that are killin’ your kool that I won’t dare to bring up the fact that you look crispier than Thanksgiving Turkey with all the fixins, it would just be too rude, so I won’t bring it up. You know how much we care about peoples feelings at Fashion Indie *squint*

- Z’maji of HauteBlogXOXO