March 08, 2008 | Rebecca Alexander-Saynt

Avril Get’s a Clothing Line, I Have Another Reason to Hate Avril

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Mid-tier retailer Kohl’s has signed mid-tier “musician” Avril Lavigne to launch Abbey Dawn, a mid-tier juniors lifestyle brand.

With the exception of that song about boys who line up to buy skate gear, we’re not really up on any of Avril’s music, so we’re just going to draw the conclusion that when they say lifestyle brand, they’re referring to one that consists of having no discernible talent and yet being successful at re-appropriating manufactured “punk” culture to sell records and now clothes.

Courtesy Satchel of Gravel.

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  1. Jess Vuong posted the following on March 8, 2008 at 2:16 am.

    ewww i hateeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee avril!!!
    and what the hell is she doing on the cover of maxim!
    GET OFF GO AWAY!!!!

    Reply to Jess Vuong
  2. Z'maji of HauteBlogXOXO posted the following on March 8, 2008 at 4:07 am.

    Well put Ms. Alexander, talentless waist of skin exactly….

    Reply to Z'maji of HauteBlogXOXO
  3. Z'maji of HauteBlogXOXO posted the following on March 8, 2008 at 4:08 am.

    …of course I mean Avril

    Reply to Z'maji of HauteBlogXOXO

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