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Why is it that every pop n lockin, Step Up 2: The Streets watching, b-girl wannabe thinks it’s fashionable to match their shoes to their outfits?  I realize it’s an accomplishment to match colors and their elementary school teacher probably gave them an extra star a few years back for accomplishing this task in the 1st grade, but isn’t it about time these people grew up?

I mean really, are you trying to look like the Pepto Bismol Man threw up all over your look (I realize that character doesn’t exist but if he did I’d imagine he’d look like a pink version of the Michelin Man only with a little more nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea, YAY Pepto Bismal)?

Either way, this look needs to go faster than a man with irritable bowel syndrome after a burrito bowl from Taco Hell…