Before They Had Stylists: Even Stevens

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Shia LaDouche used to be such a cute kid with awful style, and now he’s bloomed into a decently dressed douche. His stylist has really transformed (get it transformed) him into a top actor. Shia should be thanking him everyday because if he didn’t look decent he would still be making made for TV movies on the Disney Channel. Unfortunately this picture doesn’t display the pube beard that Shia loves to rock when he is off doing badass things with his “bros”. I could be writing all these mean things because I am a bit jealous that he gets to make out with Megan Fox on the big screen, but then I remind myself that she is getting paid millions to do that.