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Edited by on June 12 2008 at 4:17 PM

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Before They Had Stylists: Round 2 Teen Queens

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Before They Had Stylists: Round 2 Teen Queens

Before:

Before They Had Stylists: Round 2 Teen Queens

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Before They Had Stylists: Round 2 Teen Queens

 

What can be said about these two that hasn’t already been said? Well in the case of Miley Cyrus it’s a bit ironic. After evolving from that troll into a well dressed human with nice clothes, all she wants to do is take them off. Miley if you want to be true teen style icon don’t get pregnant. Teen pregnancy is sooo last year try herpes it’s less committment and no one has started that trend yet. As far as Hayden Panettiere is concerned if Heroes tanks and her career continues to suck she can kiss her stylist goodbye and the only people who will be hearing about her are the ones that are currently involved in her save the whales campaign (none!). But regardless when a 27 year old C-lister leaves the bar with one of these two atleast he can use the excuse that they looked 20 before he had his way with them.

 

Story by Corey Moran

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