B’nouncy and Momma Tina Dress Michelle Obama

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Now I love me some Beyonce just like any other person that enjoys seeing some big ol’ gyratin booty cakes, SHAKE THEM GROCERIES BOO! I also have to admit that I love the style that she and her mother have created for her. However, I think her style looks good on HER, ? She alone can pull off those over the top golden, sparkly, glitter bedraggled get-ups cuz that’s how we like to see her. I also LOOOOVVVE Michelle Obama and her style got me lookin’ soooo crazy right now! Now with all that being said, I heard through the grapevine, from my cousin’s, sister’s, Uncle Rillo’s, best friend’s, drug dealer’s, post-op tranny, that Beyonce and her mother Tina will be designing a death shroud *ahem* I mean an outfit for Mrs. Obama.

Now I’m not tryin’ to hate on B’nouncy and Momma Tina, but Michelle is a sophisticated, charming woman and I really don’t believe that charm and Creole bust-it-baby chic go together. She posesses a cool, confident air of refinement that I’m sure will only be cheapened by a bedazzled blazer and chainmail slacks. If they put that girl in a gold lame mini dress and stilletos with dress socks I will not be held responsible for any acts of violence that I partake in. I will imme’giately be bustin that head open till a sweet fountain of homicide pours forth. Don’t do it! HA!