
This is what happens when you mix botox, cocaine, Red Bull and cherry flavored Astro Glide…………….a tragic end to a story that was already so very sad.
“Ooooo, Bobby, you so diffrent’n’stuff.”

In one evening Bobby Trendy has become the involuntary advocate for sex-less marriage. The poster would have this picture and bold lettering that would read, “Do You Want To Risk Having One Of These? Just Say No! Please Say No!” It’s like the D.A.R.E. program in grade school but without the inspiring motivation. Plus this version is just exceedingly depressing. Hard liquor anyone?
I just want to know what in the deconstructed disco balled, craft store molestin’, low budget transgen’dumbed hail is goin on! There’s something to be said for someone with distinct style and a unique point of view but this is not a fashion statement, this is a desperate cry for help and an excellent reason to euthanize, slay her………..slay her now!
- Z’maji of HauteBlogXOXO


























