Britney’s Off Her Meds. Plans a Collection with Ed Hardy
“Yes, just sign on my SMET shirt and we will own your soul collaborate on an upcoming collection”
Britney Spears seems to have not spent enough time in the loony bin cause now the singer/wannabe actress thinks she can be a designer!!! Worse than that, rumors are speculating on truthiness worth STAR magazine that the pop fart will be collaborating with non other than seventh son of Satan designer Christian Audigier of Von Dutch, Ed Hardy, Smet, and Christian Audigier fame.
“I have known Britney for a long time — she is a good friend of mine,” Audigier tells Star. “We’re talking about working together, designing a line of clothing.”
Britney visited the designer in hell (Ed Hardy’s corporate offices in Culver City, California) on Thursday to meet with Audigier and while she was there she picked out some Ed Hardy duds she liked, which was pretty much the entire collection since trailer trash and the mentally disabled are the only ones who seem to love his shit.
“Britney came in to talk with Christian about working on a line together,” Ed Hardy’s Marissa McMillion tells Star. She then became filled with the spirit of Beelzebub, speaking in tongues, and wishing for an outfit that would make her look a thousand times worse than Anna Nichole Smith looks right now in her rotting grave. Fortunately, Christian had just the outfit in his Spring collection…
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About the Author: Founder and main dude at Fashion Indie, Daniel Saynt began his career in fashion at the tender age of 14, when he worked in the stockroom for some unnamed fashion whorehouse. His distaste for the mainstream quickly festered until he decided enough was enough, denouncing all mainstream fashion lines (unless the stuffs on sale or just down right irresistible or free, you can't say no to free).
Hahahaha, mentally disabled and trailer trash…anyway…
Absolutely horrifying. This is beyond scary. I don’t even want to THINK what her “line” will look like. I see a lot of polyester blends and gold foiling.
Reply to LindsayIt’s a good thing I’ve never stepped into a Wal-Mart, which is where I’m assuming her beautiful and fab designs will end up.
so very, very true. Its quite tragic.
Reply to Daniel SayntSmet ? What an horrible clothes collection! I prefer Von Dutch.
Reply to Californiak