Career Criminals Wear Couture!

Zmaji Robinson April 7 at 11:13 | Comments | TWEET THIS

Naomi got arrested AGAIN?!

So you really can go to jail for bein a BIA-BIA! I don’t know, maybe she likes the food in the slammer or she fancies those orange jumpsuits but she clearly hasn’t learned her lesson, I SAY GIVE HER THE CHAIR! The British model, one of the few true supermodels, was arrested at Heathrow Airport in London after hurling insults and spitting in the face of an officer. My God she’s attacked her assistant, she clobbered her maid in the skull with a cell phone and NOW she spits at a police officer?! Who does she think she is?!…………….a supermodel?………oh wait, that’s right.

Aside from all that, why is she so evil? I think this is the problem with celebrity cuz these people think they’re just a little lower than God. My thing is this, who the friggin-frack do you think you are to treat people llike trash?! You haven’t cured cancer, you haven’t ended world hunger, you haven’t created a solution for male patern baldness or violent menstral cramping. You’re a model and even tho we drool with perverse lust with every frame you pose for, you’re still just a model. I know you’re smelling your own tiddy ballz, but have a percaset and chill out. *cheers* Here’s to date rape in the womens detention center where Naomi’s being held! And No Naomi, it’s not cuz you’re BLACK……..it’s cuz you’re a grade “A” demon the likes of which God himself regrets creating….I can’t stand her!

-Z’maji of HauteBlogXOXO