Apparently Cory Kennedy’s Head Isn’t That Good
I can’t say I saw this lasting too long either, but it comes as a bit of a shock that Miss. Kennedy was dropped as the face of Sebastian. Her replacement? Charlotte Ronson (not that much better). I guess it kind of makes sense to drop her, I mean she was the spokes person for a hair care company, yet she doesn’t take care of her hair. It’s okay Cory you’re young. Just because Sebastian didn’t like your head, doesn’t mean other 30+ year old men (like your ex-boyfriend) won’t pay good money for it.
TrendSpark: Connect-the-Dot Tattoos
Remember that tramp stamp you got that looks like a tribal butterfly speaking Chinese obscenities to a fairy? Yeah, that shit ain’t got jack on this. Connect the dot tattoos are better than chocolate chip cookies and milk and will give you a level of cred that’s unmatched.
I’m dying to see more of these cause there’s no better pick up line than, “Hey baby, wanna connect my dots?”
Spread Um: Taylor Momsen Poses for Crash
Gossip Girl’s Taylor Momsen’s newest spread has her on the cover of Crash magazine, a new periodical on the scene whose newest issue is devoted to the New New York. Leigh Lezark and Proenza Schouler get some love within its pages, but it’s the young Taylor who steals the show with her piercing blue eyes and sharp brows which are worthy of their own beautyspark.
Weigh in and let us know what you think about the spread indies…
The Blessed: Hair Stylist Dennis Lanni
Dennis Lanni has done it all. With editorial, celebrity and advertising styling under his belt, his portfolio of magnificent hairdos has grown to illustrious proportions. Working with the likes of Terry Richardson, Zooey Deschanel and Bjork and styling ads for Chloe, Uniqlo, Apple and Sisley, Lanni has made a significant impact on the fashion world.
Victoria Beckham Likes Shit
Because I would like nothing more than to see Vicky Beckham get sh*t on:
The Daily Mail reports: “Victoria, who has long battled problem skin, puts her new clear complexion down to a bizarre new beauty regime involving bird poo. And it seems David has been getting involved too. It has emerged that the stylish couple have been indulging in beauty treatments to improve their skin. Victoria, 34, has been regularly indulging in Geisha Facials (which we wrote about a while back), using a paste made from nightingale droppings, to combat acne she has suffered since her teens. A pal told Closer magazine: ‘When Victoria was in Japan recently she was admiring the local women’s clear skin and discovered it was down to these facials. She was intrigued and when she got back to the US she found that some New York beauty salons now offer the treatment. She tried it and loved how great her skin looked. She also uses a cream derived from nightingale poo at home.’”
Thanks Towleroad
Sexy Hair: Ben Barnes
Prince Caspian star Ben Barnes looks sexy at the “Bigga Than Ben: The Russian’s Guide to Ripping Off Londoners” Charity Premiere at the Odeon Covent Garden on Monday in London.
Ladies, who has better hair, Ben or Robert?
Thanks Just Jared for the pics
BeautySpark: Viktor & Rolf for Shu Uemura Lashes
Definitely my new addiction. Viktor & Rolf’s collaboration with the beauty experts at Shu Uemura has resulted in some of the most coveted lashes we’ve seen in sometime.
Of course they come with a $95 price tag, but can you really put a price on looking like a fucking doll faced beauty?!? Didn’t think so. So before New Years or Halloween gets here pick them up.
You’ll thank us later.
You can grab these here.
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Wode by Boudicca will be hitting shelves soon at certain Barney’s stores across the nation. The revolutionary spray-can design sprays blue perfume that will initially color both the wearers skin and clothes, after a few seconds the colors goes away and the scent stays. This is an amazing idea, I just hope it works better than those disappearing ink pranks that didn’t always full disappear. The cost is $145 and there is an awesome video on the Boudicca website showing how the product works.
Obama. Fashion Icon. Palin. Fashion Reject.
Obamamania has hit the runway, both Jean Charles de Cashelbajac (left) and Sonia Rykel have incorporated their own public endorsement of the future President of the United States into their collections and have given the icon another notch in his fashion belt. (Now if we can only get Michelle out of her H&M dresses).
On a sidenote, Fox News is trying to convince people that that Palin chick is also inspiring runway collections. They are saying that her “signature beehive” is hitting the runways of YSL. Reality check Murdock, the woman can barely inspire a bowel movement let alone a hair style from the house of the late, great Mr.Laurent. He’s probably turning in his grave as we speak.
Just to clarify. Here’s what Palin’s shit hive looks like…

And this is what was on the Spring 2009 runway of YSL.
Any questions?
Thanks to Style.com for the awesome picts
Emanuel Ungaro for M.A.C?
Emanuel Ungaro, French designer known for his classy, natural and simple designs recently started a makeup collection with M.A.C. Wait a second, did I see that correctly? M.A.C, as in crazy flashy eye-makeup M.A.C? Who would have ever thought M.A.C would agree to sell pale, neutral colors of lipstick, gloss and blush? I would have expected a collaboration like this to be linked to Clinique, NARS or even Lancome. Maybe this is a sign that M.A.C is taking it down a notch, from the big and bold to the natural and simple.
Is this Necess-hairy?


Don’t make any sudden movements, there is something gnarly growing out the side of your head. Either Tsumori Chisato’s collection was so bad that he tried to mask it with awful hair designs or he wanted to give models with enormous brain tumors one last chance to model. Either way, this isn’t necess-hairy (Rebecca made me do it).
Thanks for the photos Hollywood Rag!
Not for Ophiophobics: Snake Massages
People Paying For Massages From A Snake – Funny bloopers are a click away
Please someone, help me out. What on earth sounds appealing about having a wad of intertwined snakes slither all over your body? Anyone? Oh, right…absolutely nothing. Ask Ada Barak, owner of a carnivorous plant farm in northern Israel, and she will beg to differ. Apparently, the feeling of having the “kneading sensation” of large snakes and the gentle tickle of small snakes sinuate all over your body is supposed to produce “calming and curative effects.” What exactly is calming about wandering snakes, which by the way bite and eat vermin, scoping out the contours of your body?
Thanks NY Magazine!
Beauty Call: Kate Moss’ New Do
Kate Moss has been herald as a fashion icon for the last 15 years. From the waif look, to skinny jeans, and gladiator shoes we, the fashion masses, have followed. Now Kate Moss was snapped with pink highlights in her blonde, newly cropped hair. The model was seen out with this new do, celebrating her daughter’s 6th birthday with a pink-themed party. Whatever Kate Moss does the fashion posse follows.
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BeautySpark: The Baby Face
This trend has been around for ages, but it seems to be recurring. With the fall season well underway, this gives you a whole two seasons to contemplate and allow the Spring/Summer 2009 trend of the baby face to ingrain itself in your brain. I know, I know…you feel naked without your caked on mascara, eyeshadow, foundation and eyeliner. The truth is, and always has been, that the youthful, natural look is what’s in.
Issa’s Spring 2009 models showed the exact youthful aesthetic that Spring 2009 will bring. World renowned makeup artist Pat McGrath told Vogue that ”bronzed cheeks, beautiful pinky highlights and nice healthy skin” were key for Issa’s look. He also added that a smudged, youthful smokey eye and light, glossed lips are big!
I’m Over It: The Raccoonier Eye
Something about having too much eyeshadow and not enough death metal on your iPod always manages to throw me off. A look that’s being raised from the dead in beauty is literally a look that makes you look like you just walked off the set of Thriller. The black-eyed, overly mascaraed trend is one which needs to rest in peace. No woman looks good like this, with the exception of true grungers/rocker types, but it’s only made so much worse in the collection of Ashish cause the face doesn’t seem to match the collection, which looks like a mix of Mary-Kate meets Grannies Bridge club in Florida. Of course, when we saw a similar attempt at Alexander Wang’s last season, which was a truly rock-derivative collection, it was all the rage, but here the Raccoon is all the wrong you need to avoid.
On the other side of the coin, some of you may argue that raccoons are cute little creatures with a sense of mischief that is fun to imitate through eye shadow. Let me warn you the image on the next page may shock you and completely change your ideas of raccoons.
DO NOT CLICK IF YOU ARE FAINT OF HEART OR DON’T APPRECIATE SOME RIKERS ISLAND STYLE ACTION IN THE MORNING.
SJP and Her New Granny Hair
Sarah Jessica Parker showed up to the Sex and the City DVD release with a new do, she decided to get some bangs inadvertently gave herself a Granny-do. The years have not been kind to SJP and this haircut is not helping. She needs something that will soften her glass cutting jaw. Yikes!
Rumer Willis is a Fuax-Firecrotch
Rumer Willis has had every hair color-brunette, jet black, blonde, AND NOW RED! Following in friend Lindsay Lohan’s footsteps, Rumer is the latest fire crotch!
What do you think?
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