MOMENTS OF OLD AGE: Taylor Momsen

Dear Taylor,
Please wash your face every once in a while. Also, act your age!
Wanna Smell Like the ‘Volatile Essence’ Of a Pedophile?

A new perfume call M, is based on the DNA of Michael Jackson. The fragrance sells for $59.99 per bottle and the website says that it is “composed of the lightest, but most volatile essences.”
People “Bites”. Lists Robert Pattinson as Sexiest Man Alive

Robert Pattinson beat every other man in existence to win the title of People Magazines “Sexiest Man Alive”. If this doesn’t prove that print is an unreliable resource that can’t be trusted I don’t know what will…
In All Honesty, We All Hope Someone “Beats the Fucking Crap Out” of Chris Brown

VIDEO: Some chick calls Chris Brown a “fucking beater” and says. “I hope someone beats the fucking crap out of you!” Chris Brown fans respond by yelling “Smack that bitch up”. We’re not surprised…
Joe Jackson Pulls A Damian Hirst

The after effects of Michael Jacksons death are still resonating in pop media. Case in point, someone felt the need to snap this photo of Joe Jackson blowing his MJ money on a diamond encrusted bulls head. Dude, can you at least act like your grieving.
America’s Hottest Racist: Carrie Prejean

Carrie Prejean, the Miss America loser who hates gays, decided to walk off of Larry King when a gay pageant fan called in. I’m really sick of this type of behaviour being accepted so I’m petitioning to call those who hate gay people, are against gay marriage, and who try to impose their own religious beliefs into the anti-gay discussion what they really are, RACISTS!!!
If anyone you know out there displays negative opinions of gay people, call them what they really are. Help change the way people view homosexuals by changing the way people view those who hate them.
If you don’t like gays, YOU’RE RACIST.
If you’re against gay marriage, YOU’RE RACIST.
If you support those who hate gays, YOU’RE RACIST.
If you’re not making efforts to change the inequality that’s taking place in America, YOU SUPPORT RACISM!!!
Let’s make some efforts to change. Call Carrie Prejean and all those with similar opinions RACIST and help change public opinion today.
QUOTE: Ungaro Admits Lindsay Lohan is a “Disaster”

” Lindsay Lohans collaboration was a disaster … I am furious but I can’t do anything about it,” fumed Emanuel Ungaro during a meeting at the International Film Festival in Estoril on Monday.
“That happens to a lot of designers. We were the creators and patrons, responsible for the creation and destiny of our houses. But when we gave up our houses, we gave up our souls.”
Add to this the fact that no one is buying the collection and you have the perfect warning tale for any designer out there looking to add celebrity clout to your fashion line; Let them wear it, don’t let them design it!!!
LINK LOVE: Catwalk Queen
BASH: Worst Three Way Ever!

Oh Gossip Girl, as if the entire concept of your show wasn’t corny enough you had to take it to a whole new level last night. I mean since they first announced there was going to be a threesome on the show we all knew it wasn’t going to be anyone we actually wanted to see (or imagine) in a threesome (I had money riding on Mr. Humphrey, Eric van der Woodsen, and Blair’s sketchy step father for upset of the year…I was wrong).
Moving on, as you can clearly tell from the pic above is was Vanessa, Olivia (played by Hilary Duff) and Dan who hooked up, and it was horrible to say the least. I would have rather seen Duff’s old cast from Lizzie McGuire get down. This was clearly just a charity case plot twist added to the script late after Penn Badgely realized he had the most boring storyline of the season and some how managed to go from knocking boots with smoking hot Serena, to chubby chasing on a permanently bloated Hilary Duff. Can they just get her off the show already?
Oh and who else noticed the shameless plug for Leighton Meester’s bullshit music career? Talk about desperate attempt for press! Take the episode with the (shitty) threesome and let’s put my prison baby attempt at a Lady Gaga song in it, it’ll cause my music career to really take off!
And they wonder why no one watches this show anymore.
Pics via Egotastic
QUOTABLE: Tom Ford Kicks A Dead Horse. Calls Yves Saint Laurent Evil.

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“Being at Yves Saint Laurent was such a negative experience for me even though the business boomed while I was there. Yves and his partner, Pierre Bergé, were so difficult and so evil and made my life such misery. I’ve never talked about this on the record before, but it was an awful time for me. Pierre and Yves were just evil. So Yves Saint Laurent doesn’t exist for me.”
ADDICT: Half Dollar Glistens for Own Fragrance

Cuz you wanna smell like Grape Vitamin Water and gun powder residue…
FIRST LOOK: Lindsay Lohan’s New 6126 Leggings




Lindsay Lohan’s new campaign says “strippers need expensive leggings, too!” Shot by photographers-turned-reality stars Markus Klinko and Indrani (stars of the new Bravo reality show ‘Double Exposure,’ showing all of us little people how the world of high fashion photography really works) and styled by GK Reid. Maybe if she wasn’t on a stripper pole I might think these leggings were cooler? What do you guys think.
LINK LOVE: Gone-Hollywood
Pamela Anderson Launches Smell

Pamela Anderson is supposedly $4.8 million in debt …and what do you do when you’re a celeb in debt? You launch a fragrance of course!
Sam Ronson’s Really Big Helmet

Every morning, before her school bus would arrive, Lil Sammy would put on her big, big helmet to protect her big, big brain. She’d then board her four-seater bus and take off to school for a full day of learning the ABC and how not to be a mouth breather.
BASH: The “Rumors” Are True, Willis Is Getting Down With Lowndes

In a final act of desperation to stay on the air, 90210 has announced that Rumor Willis and Jessica Lowndes will be gettin’ down on a regular basis. Apparently the show isn’t doing this for press, and they are going to develop this into a full on relationship. I’m calling this now…BULLSHIT! You are doing this for press and press only. You pick an actress with a shit career and big last name, get her to go down on a halfway decent looking actress once a season, and you might actually get some viewers. Rumor Willis though? Poor choice, you could have at least gotten someone good looking. Well, at least there are no doubt as to who’s the man in this relationship
Ruffian for Macy’s Lackluster Preview

Photos from the new Ruffian capsule collection for Macy’s have hit the web. It went something like this; striped polo, plaid shirt, striped shirt, basic jeans. Kind of like what you’d find at The Gap on any given Sunday. We’re not impressed.
That Whore Dora Strikes Again, Satan Be Damned!





