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MOMENTS OF OLD AGE: Taylor Momsen

Rebecca Alexander, Editor — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 02:33:04 +0000

Dear Taylor,

Please wash your face every once in a while. Also, act your age!

Wanna Smell Like the ‘Volatile Essence’ Of a Pedophile?

Rebecca Alexander, Editor — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:40:29 +0000

A new perfume call M, is based on the DNA of Michael Jackson. The fragrance sells for $59.99 per bottle and the website says that it is “composed of the lightest, but most volatile essences.”

MOMENT OF CHRISTMAS TREE: La Terremoto de Alcorcon

Rebecca Alexander, Editor — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 18:05:27 +0000

No words…def no words!

LINK LOVE: Popgloss via Live Journal

People “Bites”. Lists Robert Pattinson as Sexiest Man Alive

Daniel Saynt, Editor-In-Chief — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:36:54 +0000

Robert Pattinson beat every other man in existence to win the title of People Magazines “Sexiest Man Alive”. If this doesn’t prove that print is an unreliable resource that can’t be trusted I don’t know what will…

In All Honesty, We All Hope Someone “Beats the Fucking Crap Out” of Chris Brown

Daniel Saynt, Editor-In-Chief — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:33:10 +0000

VIDEO: Some chick calls Chris Brown a “fucking beater” and says. “I hope someone beats the fucking crap out of you!” Chris Brown fans respond by yelling “Smack that bitch up”. We’re not surprised…

So basically if you’re a fan of our generations Ike Turner, you’re most definitely a fan of beating the shit out of women.

In completely unrelated news, Rihanna has cottage thighs that probably need a beating…

Joe Jackson Pulls A Damian Hirst

Rebecca Alexander, Editor — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 20:38:30 +0000

The after effects of Michael Jacksons death are still resonating in pop media. Case in point, someone felt the need to snap this photo of Joe Jackson blowing his MJ money on a diamond encrusted bulls head. Dude, can you at least act like your grieving.

America’s Hottest Racist: Carrie Prejean

Daniel Saynt, Editor-In-Chief — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 16:53:36 +0000

Carrie Prejean, the Miss America loser who hates gays, decided to walk off of Larry King when a gay pageant fan called in. I’m really sick of this type of behaviour being accepted so I’m petitioning to call those who hate gay people, are against gay marriage, and who try to impose their own religious beliefs into the anti-gay discussion what they really are, RACISTS!!!

If anyone you know out there displays negative opinions of gay people, call them what they really are. Help change the way people view homosexuals by changing the way people view those who hate them.

If you don’t like gays, YOU’RE RACIST.

If you’re against gay marriage, YOU’RE RACIST.

If you support those who hate gays, YOU’RE RACIST.

If you’re not making efforts to change the inequality that’s taking place in America, YOU SUPPORT RACISM!!!

Let’s make some efforts to change. Call Carrie Prejean and all those with similar opinions RACIST and help change public opinion today.

QUOTE: Ungaro Admits Lindsay Lohan is a “Disaster”

Daniel Saynt, Editor-In-Chief — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 16:28:28 +0000

” Lindsay Lohans collaboration was a disaster … I am furious but I can’t do anything about it,” fumed Emanuel Ungaro during a meeting at the International Film Festival in Estoril on Monday.

“That happens to a lot of designers. We were the creators and patrons, responsible for the creation and destiny of our houses. But when we gave up our houses, we gave up our souls.”

Add to this the fact that no one is buying the collection and you have the perfect warning tale for any designer out there looking to add celebrity clout to your fashion line; Let them wear it, don’t let them design it!!!

LINK LOVE: Catwalk Queen

BASH: Worst Three Way Ever!

Corey Moran, Mens Editor — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 20:39:04 +0000

Oh Gossip Girl, as if the entire concept of your show wasn’t corny enough you had to take it to a whole new level last night. I mean since they first announced there was going to be a threesome on the show we all knew it wasn’t going to be anyone we actually wanted to see (or imagine) in a threesome (I had money riding on Mr. Humphrey, Eric van der Woodsen, and Blair’s sketchy step father for upset of the year…I was wrong).

Moving on, as you can clearly tell from the pic above is was Vanessa, Olivia (played by Hilary Duff) and Dan who hooked up, and it was horrible to say the least. I would have rather seen Duff’s old cast from Lizzie McGuire get down. This was clearly just a charity case plot twist added to the script late after Penn Badgely realized he had the most boring storyline of the season and some how managed to go from knocking boots with smoking hot Serena, to chubby chasing on a permanently bloated Hilary Duff. Can they just get her off the show already?

Oh and who else noticed the shameless plug for Leighton Meester’s bullshit music career? Talk about desperate attempt for press! Take the episode with the (shitty) threesome and let’s put my prison baby attempt at a Lady Gaga song in it, it’ll cause my music career to really take off!

And they wonder why no one watches this show anymore.

Pics via Egotastic

QUOTABLE: Tom Ford Kicks A Dead Horse. Calls Yves Saint Laurent Evil.

Daniel Saynt, Editor-In-Chief — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 19:34:19 +0000

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“Being at Yves Saint Laurent was such a negative experience for me even though the business boomed while I was there. Yves and his partner, Pierre Bergé, were so difficult and so evil and made my life such misery. I’ve never talked about this on the record before, but it was an awful time for me. Pierre and Yves were just evil. So Yves Saint Laurent doesn’t exist for me.”

Tell us how you really feel. Tom Ford goes on some major YSL bashing in The Advocate.

ADDICT: Half Dollar Glistens for Own Fragrance

Rebecca Alexander, Editor — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 19:33:08 +0000

Cuz you wanna smell like Grape Vitamin Water and gun powder residue…

FIRST LOOK: Lindsay Lohan’s New 6126 Leggings

Hillary Frazier, Style Editor — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:27:44 +0000

Lindsay Lohan’s new campaign says “strippers need expensive leggings, too!” Shot by photographers-turned-reality stars Markus Klinko and Indrani (stars of the new Bravo reality show ‘Double Exposure,’ showing all of us little people how the world of high fashion photography really works) and styled by GK Reid. Maybe if she wasn’t on a stripper pole I might think these leggings were cooler? What do you guys think.

LINK LOVE: Gone-Hollywood

Pamela Anderson Launches Smell

Rebecca Alexander, Editor — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:16:41 +0000

Pamela Anderson is supposedly $4.8 million in debt …and what do you do when you’re a celeb in debt? You launch a fragrance of course!

LINK LOVE: Luxist

Sam Ronson’s Really Big Helmet

Daniel Saynt, Editor-In-Chief — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 13:28:54 +0000

Every morning, before her school bus would arrive, Lil Sammy would put on her big, big helmet to protect her big, big brain. She’d then board her four-seater bus and take off to school for a full day of learning the ABC and how not to be a mouth breather.

BASH: The “Rumors” Are True, Willis Is Getting Down With Lowndes

Corey Moran, Mens Editor — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:56:41 +0000

In a final act of desperation to stay on the air, 90210 has announced that Rumor Willis and Jessica Lowndes will be gettin’ down on a regular basis. Apparently the show isn’t doing this for press, and they are going to develop this into a full on relationship. I’m calling this now…BULLSHIT! You are doing this for press and press only. You pick an actress with a shit career and big last name, get her to go down on a halfway decent looking actress once a season, and you might actually get some viewers. Rumor Willis though? Poor choice, you could have at least gotten someone good looking. Well, at least there are no doubt as to who’s the man in this relationship

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Ruffian for Macy’s Lackluster Preview

IMMEDIATE — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 11:48:57 +0000

Photos from the new Ruffian capsule collection for Macy’s have hit the web. It went something like this; striped polo, plaid shirt, striped shirt, basic jeans. Kind of like what you’d find at The Gap on any given Sunday. We’re not impressed.

I’ve been a pretty big fan of Ruffian’s womens collection for sometime, which is why I was ecstatic when I heard designers, Brian Wolk and Claude Morais were working on a low cost Mens capsule collection for Macy’s. Of course the excitement is now just bitter disappointment as I scan photos of a mess of basics I haven’t been interested in since high school.

Hopefully there will be some high points to this collection added before it hits the selling floor, but if not, I think we’ve just been bamboozled into paying attention to line that really doesn’t offer anything fresh in the menswear category.

Le sigh, Ruffian boys, le sigh.

LINKLOVE: http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/nymag/fashion/~3/rQ4T7y4eUpE/ruffians_brian_wolk_williamsbu.html

That Whore Dora Strikes Again, Satan Be Damned!

Zmaji Robinson — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:26:54 +0000

*sees Dora The Explorer bow tie*

*left eye twitch*

*has a “Nooooo Wiiiirrrrreee Haaannnnggeerrrrrsss” moment*

Well isn’t this a chemo-therapeutic-mess! Indie dahlingk’s, it’s not necessarily that I hate Whora The Explorah’, it’s more that I want her to die a painful, burnin clap of a death but that bobble head trollop won’t laydown and sleep……….FOREVAH! No matter how much I lace her sippy cup with Pine Sol she just won’t die. I mean, it worked in 6th Sense, I figured it would work in real life! *sigh*

In all seriousness, we have an issue of when grown men show themselves in public rockin whack childrens cartoon characters as part of their accessory game. Is this how you turn your swag on…….really…….REALLY? And why is he so greasy lookin?! My brotha please, some loose powder and a light cream concealer will help your soul cuz this can’t be the will of the glowin Christ Jesus of Glamour. Now don’t even start thinkin that it’ll make you seem less manly, the trash around your neck already castrated your manhood. OVAH!

Michael Jackson’s Final Death Wish Realized

Daniel Saynt, Editor-In-Chief — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 14:34:12 +0000

Twins…

SPREAD: Pamela Anderson for Elle Magazine

Rebecca Alexander, Editor — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 16:03:18 +0000

Just because you put on a pair of gloves and pin your hair back does not mean you have class…no matter what she does she still looks like white trash!

Find more photos like this on CULT

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Ashlee Simpson-Wentz Canned from Melrose Place

Daniel Saynt, Editor-In-Chief — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 12:46:58 +0000

There are many things that bring me joy, but only only one thing that makes my Spider-sense tingle off the radar. Failed songstress/MTV Stars getting fired. Got the boot from Melrose Place. All is well in the world today.

LINK LOVE: Entertainment Weekly

WTF!?! Hilary Duff

Hillary Frazier, Style Editor — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 17:28:34 +0000

I don’t even hate that dress too much…okay I hate that dress too much…but is it just me or does Hilary Duff look really weird from the waist down in this photo? Her thighs or something look really wide and her legs look really long, and really short at the same time. What is going on!

LINK LOVE: Gawker

There’s Only One Place In The World Where Paris Hilton Still Gets Magazine Covers

Daniel Saynt, Editor-In-Chief — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 15:15:46 +0000

It’s Dubai. And yes, they got her non-wonkeye side.

LINK LOVE: Fashion Copious

QUOTE: Robin Givhan Thinks Thin Is In

Hillary Frazier, Style Editor — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 20:06:51 +0000

Robin Givhan, a journalist for the Courier, knows that thin is in, but she’s telling everyone else that they shouldn’t be surprised:

“The fatter the general population, the thinner the idealized woman. And for all the public posturing and blogging, the only force that stopped people from buying clothes and magazines was the souring economy, not righteous indignation over skinny models. Fashion doesn’t just reject the overweight and the obese. It also gives the average a hard time, too; it makes them worry about every cookie eaten at the end of a meal or every exercise commitment that goes unmet. Fashion is a purveyor of status. It is a badge of honor for having outrun, outfasted saddlebags — unless they are floral-printed and made by Dolce & Gabbana. Those who can indulge in fashion feel their prize is that much more valuable.”

Let the uproar begin.

LINK LOVE: Fashionista

QUOTE: Kristen Stewart Hates Her Twilight Doll

Hillary Frazier, Style Editor — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 19:46:50 +0000

Hahhah. I’m glad KStew hates this doll, because I think it looks terrible as well. Barbies are known to be less than anatomically correct, and I guess that means Twilight dolls too

LINK LOVE: Jezebel

First Kanye Cancels His Tour, Now His Line ‘Pastelle’

Hillary Frazier, Style Editor — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 20:55:11 +0000

The King of Moment Stealing has cancelled his tour with Lady Gaga, as I’m sure you’ve already heard a million times…but now, he skipped the BET awards where he was nominated for nine awards, jetted off to India and discontinued his clothing line ‘Pastelle.’ Not sure how you can discontinue something that was never released, but I’m not opposed to the production of shutter shades being shut down forever..what’s the next stunt Kanye will pull?

LINK LOVE: MTV

MOMENTS OF PHOTOSHOP: Vogue’s November Cover

Hillary Frazier, Style Editor — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 18:43:55 +0000

Not quite sure what went wrong here, but Annie Leibovitz or Anna Wintour really fucked up this month. Maybe Vogue couldn’t afford to get all of these actresses to this mountain beach scene at the same time (or at all?) so they thought photoshop would be a good alternative. The results? SO BAD. I’m thinking it was Anna, because Annie scored bigtime on the inside:

However, Annie Leibovitz is known for making composites, but normally they’re pretty believable. Who do you think is the culprit?

LINK LOVE: Jezebel

THE TEN: Pointless Things Jon Gosselin Would Spend His $200,000 Withdrawl On [Via Buzzfeed]

Hillary Frazier, Style Editor — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 17:54:58 +0000

John Gosselin withdrew $200,000 from his joint bank account after being specifically ordered not to. Here’s what Buzzfeed thinks he’s probably spending it on:

1. 4,000 Ed Hardy Trucker Hats

2. 25, 673 (4oz.) Cans of Axe Body Spray

3. 13, 333 Brass ‘Truck Nuts’

4. 2, 051 Embroidered Men’s Blouses

5. 322 Front Row Tickets to UFC Championship Fights

6. 626 Pairs of True Religion Bootcut Jeans

7. 8,003 Half Hour Mystic Tanning Sessions

8. 3,418 Affliction Shirts

9. 32,000 Puka Shell Necklaces

10. (And the only acceptable one) 89 Months of Child Support: The average is $280 per child, per month, which would make John’s monthly payment for all of his kids $2,240. Should’ve thought about that before you cheated and then agreed to a divorce, Johnny!

I know this isn’t super fashion related, but I couldn’t help but laugh when I read it!

LINK LOVE: Buzzfeed

WTF!?! Leigh Lezark At Chanel In Paris

Hillary Frazier, Style Editor — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 17:04:20 +0000

Whoa, that’s a lot of look. What do you guys think of Leigh Lezark’s look for the Chanel show in Paris? It’s hurting my eyes, a little.

LINK LOVE: The Cut

BASH: Hilariously Dull on Gossip girl

Lilith Valsoe — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 17:03:38 +0000

Hilary Duff made her first appearance in yesterdays Gossip Girl episode. The result is not very unexpected, but still tragic, and wearing something that better left unmentioned.Although Gossip girl could never clam to be an Emmy material, at least until now it was maintaining a certain level of style and looks. With Hilary on board, the show just might have lost that essence.

Desperate times call for desperate measures, and understandably enough, the producers are trying to put as many celebrity guests on the set as possible to draw attention to the show. However when you don’t have a better package, at least make sure the wrapping is good!

MOMENTS OF UGG BOOTS: Sarah Jessica Parker Ruins Her Outfit With Some Uggly

Hillary Frazier, Style Editor — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 17:00:36 +0000

I get it, I get it, they’re SOOOOOOO comfortable blahblahblahblahblah..YOUR FEET LOOK LIKE MARSHMALLOWS! I don’t care how comfortable they are! Everyone is hating on the pants, but I think the studs are AMAZING. They look a little strange with the rest of her outfit, but that headband is amazing in a Blair Waldorf way. What do you guys think of this look?

LINK LOVE: Jezebel