Possibly the greatest Black Friday press release ever. XOXO will be featuring a little “threesome” action in their windows to celebrate the busiest shopping day of the year. A very happy holiday indeed.

Here’s the actual play by play of what you can expect in the windows of XOXO. You can’t make this shit up…

- She’s in the window. She’s alone. She’s hot. She’s almost naked.

- She’s not looking at you.

- Why’s she there?

- Now there’s two of them. Are they flirting? Did those girls just…?

- Should I be looking at them? Am I supposed to be looking at them?

- Now there’s a guy. A very lucky guy. How’d he get in there? Where do I sign up?

- What is this? Is this theatre? Is this one of those art pop-up things? Is this marketing?

It’s a fun, sexy, sophisticated window-theatre for XOXO.

Check us out: SW corner of 38th St. and 5th Ave., November 27 through Dec 6, 12-2:30 pm and 4:30-8:30 pm.

You’ll never know what will be going on when. We promise it’ll always be hot. She’ll never be looking at you.

You’ll always be looking at her. Should you be? You won’t be able to stop yourself.

XOXO

Does this photo look familiar? It should, cause it’s nearly exact to the Demi Moore cover of W magazine. Wait, not NEARLY exact. IT IS EXACT!!!

Just a few weeks after Ralph Lauren’s beyond photoshoprexic model hit the magazines, W Magazine has performed the greatest crime against women of all, putting the head of 47 YEAR OLD DEMI MOORE on the body of 26 YEAR OLD Anja Rubik!!! If ever there is a time for women of a certain age (or Anja Rubik) to stand up and scream in outrage, NOW IS THAT TIME.

It also seems like they took some time to make sure the geriatric Demi looked more like a teenageer in the face as well. I get plastic surgery, I even applaud women who get it in moderation, but photoshop is the devil. There is no way in hell Demi looks like Megan Fox. Why are you doing this to us Conde Nast?

We’ve got shots of the Twilight stars outtakes from her recent shoot with Dazed & Confused magazine BEFORE they put in $100,000 in photoshop. Looks like someone needs to spend a little less time night walking with vamps and take a little more time sleeping.

Dear Taylor,

Please wash your face every once in a while. Also, act your age!

Image via Huffington Post

A new perfume call M, is based on the DNA of Michael Jackson. The fragrance sells for $59.99 per bottle and the website says that it is “composed of the lightest, but most volatile essences.”

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Anyone else feel as thougth Leighton is really stepping far out of her comfort zone?

Watch her perform on Just Jared

I mean not that I really care, but I’m really confused/shocked by this one. I wasn’t in the least bit aware that Michelle Trachtenberg even had an interest in the fashion, but apparently she does as she’ll be designing jewelry for Coach’s “Poppy” line. I guess that’s a solid start for her, you can’t really make Coach any uglier. Keep your eyes peeled, as I’m sure this shit will be hitting vending machines on the the Jersey Shore in no time!

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No words…def no words!

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According to New York Magazine, Courtney Love leaves the tags on her $7,800 Bergdorf Goodman dress so that she can return it the next day. That’s an interesting way to remain chic through the recession. Guess the songstess has never heard of RentTheRunway.com.

Last night, Love was wearing a slinky black dress on her hanger-like frame. We noticed that there was still a tag on it, and she politely asked us to rip it off, before hesitating: “Oh, no — what if I want to return it? No, no, I can’t. That’d be bad.” We hand her the evidence of the $7,800 dress she bought at Bergdorf Goodman today, and she laughs.

Ummmm….Well I guess it isn’t too much different then animal teeth rings, but this just strikes me as a bit odd. The teeth are all 100% real human teeth donated from people around the world. In fact, if you want to help out they do take donations. The rings are all sterling silver as well. What do we think indies, are teeth going to be the new number one accessory?

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Let this be a lesson to all you aspiring models out there. You can’t maintain that svelt figure into your 30s without proper diet, excersise, and daily lines of blow off of Pete Doherty’s babyshambles.

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Katy Perry was caught leaving her Philippines show without a dab of concealer, mascara or cherry chapstick. We’ve got the photos after the jump…

A bit of a plain jane, we can see why this Vegas girl insists on keeping it glammed up. On a totally unrelated matter, those boots are definitely made for walking, and that’s just what they’ll do, one of these days those boots are gonna walk all over you…

Her body looks great, but WTF is going on with her makeup?

Images via ICYDK

If Ed Hardy, fist pumping, and techno music are on your list of “Favorites” then you’re in luck. MTV, the station responsible for giving us the shitstorm that is Spencer & Heidi is now bringing us a new group of bottom feeders to obsess over.

Jersey Shore is a new series that follows the lives of Jersey douches as they party it up on the beach. Yeah, this is going to be amazing.

I really don’t understand the new obsession with Douchebags. From Tool Academy to Jon Gossling, it seems that they are growing in numbers, organizing and attempting to get the whole world converted to their Affliction Tees, Axe Body Spray, and the joys of extra strength styling gel.

Hopefully, it’s just a trend… hopefully.

The after effects of Michael Jacksons death are still resonating in pop media. Case in point, someone felt the need to snap this photo of Joe Jackson blowing his MJ money on a diamond encrusted bulls head. Dude, can you at least act like your grieving.

Worrall gets glammed up for the cover of CANDY magazine, the first fashion magazine dedicated to transvestism, transexuality, cross dressing and androgny. I’m sure Kelly’s proud. Video after the jump.

There are only 1,000 copies available and the issue features work by  Bruce Weber, David Armstrong, Tim Walker, Terry Richardson and many others.

CANDY 1 from Luis Venegas on Vimeo.

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Ugly jeans, stupid Nikes, a semi blow out, and a tee shirt with a rosary printed on it….if it looks like a guido, acts like a guido, well I guess that makes it a guido. Remember when JT was relevant? William Rast who? Life must suck when the lights fade.

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Let’s play ‘who can find 10 things wrong with this image?’

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Mark Ronson’s Gucci suit nearly rips as some random announcer attempts to take his pants off. We get a shot of his bottom and the announcer gets a grab at his nuts and berries.

Can someone do this to Kanye already? Seriously, this level of humiliation should only be reserved for the douchiest of douches. I actually feel really bad for Ronson after seeing this…

LINK LOVE: http://www.dlisted.com/node/34665

I suppose I should think it’s endearing that Brad Pitt was willing to dress up like a character from the children’s show Yo Gabba Gabba for Halloween, but he looks like a giant orange Q-Tip. Angelina Jolie went as the walking dead, Shiloh was a jet fighter, Zahara was Batgirl and Maddox was a dead soldier (eek). The youngest and Pax were nowhere to be found. What do you guys think of this Q-Tip with underwear on the outside?

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You read it right, $2,000 for a pair of denim. Now normally I would say this is a huge waste, but I happen to love these jeans. Sure $2,000 is a ton for jeans, and I would never pay that, but these are equipped with solid silver plates on the legs. If I was fortunate enough to be able to spend that much on denim I would definitely consider buying these.

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Trying to figure out what to get your Hofstra University bound daughter for Christmas? Why not pick up a couple Rapex, the anti-rape female condom that leaves penises looking like ground beef.

Invented in South Africa (the rape capital of the world), the device is lined with sharp teeth that work kind of like those protective spikes that destroy your car in parking garages. Basically, a dick can go in, but it better not think about coming out. The barbs rip the offending dick to pieces giving girls enough time to escape, kick the offending jack ass in the balls, snap his photo for identification by police, and retain the remaining flesh in a safe plastic container for DNA evidence.

Seems like a silly idea, but if I were a girl looking to get blackout wasted on a Friday night, I’d totally slip one of these on.

Date rapers of the world, you’ve been warned.

Oh, and best of all, there’s a commercial…

Model AJ English is causing a world of hurt for Taylor Swift since drawing a swastika on his chest at Katy Perry’s birthday party. Who is this German, apparently Nazi loving model? We tap his Model Mayhem account for answers…

According to his profile, AJ has shot a campaign for Alexander McQueen, walked the runways of BoxEight’s fashion show in LA, and stared in a Pink video. It also suggest he’s German (model Katya V Vall calls him “German Boy”) which makes the drawing of a swatstika on his chest all the more incriminating.

Eitherway, we’re definitely aren’t going to jump to any conclusions about his personal beliefs, but if someone looks like a Nazi, walks like a Nazi and has Taylor Swift as arm candy…

We’ve got photos from his profile below. You can view more here.

shoes.

Seriously, these things are a beast. And compared to normal stilletos, it seems like these monsters were raised outside of a nuclear powerplant. Can’t wait to see someone attempt them on the streets.

LINK LOVE: Vogue UK

The French designer who revolutionized the runway took the prize as top earning dead celebrity. Since his death his namesake brand has taken in over $350 million in revenue. Other notable money makers included Michael Jackson ($90 Mil), John Lennon ($15 Mil), and Andy Warhol ($6 Mil).

LINK LOVE: Forbes

Polish up your stake and drive it into this soft, vampire mouth for an orgasm that will wake the living dead. Packing the same punch as the original Fleshjacks but housed in a compact soda can and featuring the exclusive Vampire Fang inner canal texture not found on any other Fleshjack product.

Oh yeah, you know u want one…

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Miranda Kerr looked like a dream at the horse races, except for one thing..that flower! I know you’re supposed to wear hats to the races, but gigantic flower shaped like a hat(ish) does not qualify.

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I don’t even hate that dress too much…okay I hate that dress too much…but is it just me or does Hilary Duff look really weird from the waist down in this photo? Her thighs or something look really wide and her legs look really long, and really short at the same time. What is going on!

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Nothing says I’m ready for a gaggle of gargantuan gourds better than a cardigan chock-full of cock. This little number will set you back $500 bucks, but my guess is wearing it to the next PTA meeting will grant you the covetted crown for Queen of Peen.

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