Everyone seems to be freaking the fuck out about these snaps from the House of Dereon’s new kids collection. Apparently someone doesn’t think “fuck me” pumps and five year olds mix. Personally, I don’t think this message is to far off from the one we’ve been promoting on the Disney Channel or in tabloid media. Women are discovering at a much younger age the need to be “sexualized”. Yes, it is disgusting, but like the Miley Cyrus backlash, this is just another attempt to place blame in the wrong direction. Should you be pissed at Beyonce’s momma for hawking this shit, or at the idiots who buy it for their kids?

Personally, while I do think the collection is extremely tacky, I don’t see anything wrong with heels on little girls. What girl or boy hasn’t attempted to walk in their mom’s heels (It was once, I was 6, and had it not been caught on tape it probably wouldn’t have been as big as a deal as it has become. Especially, love it when Mama Saynt shows it to my prospective love interests. Nothing says question your boyfriend’s sexuality faster than a video of him strutting in stilletoes. Thanks mom.)? Regardless, I think it’s weird to see girls at such a young age in heels, skinny jeans, and make-up, but isn’t this how children are displayed on shows like The Suite Life of Zack and Cody, Hanna Montana, and High School Musical?

Where should we draw the line when it comes to decency amongst children? Oh, yeah at home. If you don’t want your kids looking like tramps, don’t buy it, but quit being such a mom blogger and freaking out about it on the web, it’s annoying and know one cares about you flipping opinion.

Yeah, this seems bad, but it could be a lot, lot worse..

Apple Bottoms for babies?

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Letterman calls Paris Hilton an “entrepreneur”. I think he meant genital wart on the vadge of society.

Last year Paris had her name on a nightclub, Carl JR’s hamburgers, a perfume line, a clothing line and some shoes.

This year it’s canned champaign, a doll, hair extensions, and doggie clothes.

I hate to break the news. But I think we can safely break the news that Paris is in a downward spiral. Getting old suck for a Hilton

P.S. Love how she instantaneously places her hand on her hip when she walks out. Did she think the bright studio lights were paparazzi. Oh, the joys of fame.

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Further proof that the gays rule fashion!!!

To what kind of women do emaciated twinks with feathered hair appeal too?  Is the look of a 14 year old boy the new standard for what’s attractive in fashion? Those who find this to be the correct image of a man are dilluted brain fucks who would rather have a daily dosing of man jam then spend a second to hear how you’re day went. Beware of the images we’re being fed.

Cause honestly guys. I’m feeling fat today and if this is hot I’m heading to the gym.

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First Gucci calls and invites me to their Madonna/Malawi Gala.

Then American Express makes nice for canceling our Peter Som invite by giving us VIP seats at Zac Posen.

Now Louis Vuitton has invited us to a breakfast with their CEO.

Somebody pinch me. I think I’ve died and gone to fashion heaven.

The house of Jacobs plans to play nice with a few fashion bloggers by letting us enjoy pancakes and OJ with
Louis Vuitton America’s main honcho.  We’ll give you the full report from our breakfast till next week, but just feel happy that you’re one of the few folks who get to live vicariously though us. Yeah, I know, you’re fucking jealous.

How’s this?

If we get anything at the event we’ll give it away on FashionIndie.com. Promises. Sound like a fair compremise.

Check us out next week for the full story on our Louis Vuitton’s/Fashion Indie lovefest.

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Iman is the choice face for the cover of the all black model issue of Italian Vogue. She beat out every other young, fresh, not married to David Bowie face for the cover, which is great for the model who’s better know in Canada then the US lately. Heidi Klum tried securing the cover by hitting the shoot in black face, but even in her get up she couldn’t compete with the Imonster.

Remember indies, BUY THE BLACK ITALIAN VOGUE. Then, NEVER BUY ANOTHER ISSUE OF VOGUE EVER AGAIN.

That’s the only way you’re gonna affect change in fashion, so be sure to follow and spread the gospel like biscuits on a Thanksgiving dinner table.

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