Sinners & Saynt
Sinners & Saynt: Black Attack
So, maybe I’m a bit behind, but there is an all “black” issue of Italian Vogue that is set to hit the stands pronto. Chanel Iman, Iman, Veronica Webb, and Jourdan Dunn are set to be the models of choice for the issue that will surely detarnish Vogue’s current position as least Afrocentric of all style tomes.
The Vogue name has endured it’s fair share of scrutiny for recent exploitations, most recently Lebron James/King Kong cover, and I’m guessing this is some way to make good to the black community. Of course, there are some questions I must ask about the intentions of this issue and whether or not an all black issue of Vogue is not just another way to sell more magazines by taking advantage of an entire color of people.
Is an all black Vogue really necessary?
While African American’s, Africans and just about every other race of person who isn’t “fair” skinned have not enjoyed much attention in the pages of high fashion glossies, it seems that a black issue of Italian Vogue is just a bandaid over the blood wrenching decapitation that are the countless years of segregation, racism and the overall lack of diversity that has permeated the fashion world. While changes need to be made to incorporate race into fashion, I feel that a Black Vogue will only be a minor fix, as if some high level executive decided to throw tan folk a bone by giving them the chance to be on every page of the famously pale tome.
While it is appreciated, in the long spectrum of what will bring on positive change, this will only be a baby step on securing more spots for blacks in fashion magazines like Vogue.
Why not American Vogue?
Anna Wintour is quick to play superhero at the MET, but when it comes to being a champion for all people it seems like her super vision is set to white. Anna’s main fault as an editor has been her inability to diversify. The cover of Vogue, which once was graced with models, is now filled with the images of top light skinned celebrities (though rare talents like Jennifer Hudson have once graced the cover). The pages are filled with top models who vary from shades of eggshell to tan eggshell, but rarely do we see spreads devoted solely to black talent.
So why didn’t Anna take this opportunity to showcase black models in a special edition of American Vogue? The reason is really unknown, but I’m sure the idea didn’t sit well with Wintour or controlling company Conde Nast. I feel in a magazine marketplace like America, where African Americans have formed their own niche with magazines like Essence, Jet, and Vibe it has become increasingly difficult for companies like Conde Nast to infiltrate and attract an audience of African American readers. No increase in readership, no desire to diversify. In business terms it makes sense, but is it good enough reason to ignore an entire race, especially when considering the power magazines like Vogue have in the fashion world?
Do we need to instill Affirmative Action Initiatives in fashion?
Answer after the jump…
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Sinners & Saynt: Super Zeroes at the MET
The MET Costume bash is tonight. And I could give a flying rats ass.
Yes, I’m bitter cause I’m feeling like a total Zoe (spread it like wildfire indies: Zoe - to be excluded as in Rachel Zoe’s dis-invite to the MET ball by matron Anna Wintour). Like a true fashion lover, I am excited by the lure of events that are only for the fashion elite and if my invite had showed up weeks ago (or through some magical courier service tonight from the desk of Anna Wintour with a personal note saying “Can’t Wait to See You Tonight, Saynt. P.S. Here’s a thousand bucks to make yourself pretty”) then without a doubt, the tone of this Sinners & Saynt tonight would be very different (I’m thinking it would be a more “Haha, bitches guess who’s going without you losers”-ish, but I’m only guessing). But alas, no invite came and I’m stuck watching the festivities from the sidelines, which got me thinking. Why in the fuck should any self respecting individual care about a party they aren’t invited to?
Suddenly, I had a bunch of flashbacks from my days in elementary school. I remembered Rooney Dutchman, the middle school cool kid who through some miracle of modern hormonal imbalancing had a six pack in fifth grade. Rooney used to throw the coolest parties and I was never invited. For three years Rooney was the man. He’d throw big huge bashes at the end of the school year and it seemed everyone was there, except me. Year after year, I was excluded until one year when Rooney was throwing his biggest bash yet, an end of middle school party, I got invited. We were headed for High School and Rooney wanted to end the time in Monroe-Woodbury Junior High right.
I was more excited than I had ever been. I forced my parents to drive me to Abercrombie & Fitch to pick up a new outfit (hell, it was Upstate NY cut me a break). I got a haircut, picked up new shoes, and got to the party right on time. Hour One. About 20 people arrived and began drinking from pitchers of Koolaid and checking out Rooney’s Star Wars collection. Hour Two. Rooney finally decides to put on music but has no good CDs. Times were dark before the iPod. Hour Three. MTV goes on. A Real World Marathon. For the first time I contemplate suicide. Hour Four. Some chick high on Grape Ice Pops decides that we should all play Truth or Dare. Finally the festivities begin. Hour Five. Realizing we are surrounded by the biggest group of prudes in the world, we end our game of Truth or Dare. It is revealed that no one has a crush on me and that “give me a BJ” is not an appropriate dare request. Hour Six. Parents arrive to pick me up, but not before hearing a mouthful from Rooney’s mom about my “daring” request.
All in all, the party I was so excited to attend sucked. So basically, everyone and their still in the closet brother are all excited about the Costume Ball, which is probably just a modern day version of a Rooney Dutchman party. A whole bunch of hype, but a total bore to all in attendance.
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Sinners & Saynt: Thank God Someone Out There Likes It Tight
- Anti-Advertising Agency Strikes Again
- Fashion F*cks: Why Middle America Scares Me
- Spring/Summer Hair Trends 08
- Whitney Port Must Really Hate Lauren Conrad’s Shadow
- Comme Des Garcons for H&M
- MTV True Life : I’m Going to Fashion Week on SATURDAY at 2PM
- Miss Bimbo aka The Simple Life Game
- Stuff Fashion People Like #17 Runway Falls
- How Tight Do You Like It?
- Fashion Controversy: Is It Still Fashion Design If You Use a Butterick Pattern?
These are the most popular posts of the past month. According to this list you like it when we talk shit about “Middle America”, hate advertising, and really can’t wait for the Commes Des Garcons H&M collection. Nice job indies, I think we can be friends.
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Sinners & Saynt: Jeffery Wright is the Shiznit
Many of you may or may not know this, but we here at Fashion Indie are active activists (as opposed to people who say they care about shit and then sit on their lazy fat asses while people in the world die of starvation, genocide, or other forms of oppression. Not judging or anything, to each his own). We’ve been a little bit behind on posts today because of our work with All for Africa, a charity that plans to launch a massive initiative on the continent that will provide aid to nearly 700 on the ground organizations. In September, the organization will host a boxing event that will feature star boxers and live performances by various music talents (John Legend and Mos Def are the most likely candidates) at Hammerstein Ballroom. Today we hit the Ballroom and scoped out the space for our massive event.
It’s been an amazing adventure so far since one of my favorite actors, Jeffery Wright is on board for the event. Aside from his recent performance in The Invasion and Casino Royale, Jeffy boy was in Basquait, one of my all time favorite films!!! It’s weird being around him on such a one-on-one level, cause all I want to talk about is the films he’s been in and the folks he’s worked with. I mean in Basquait alone he worked with David Bowie, Gary Oldman, Parker Posey and indie goddess Courtney Love!!! (okay goddess might be a stretch, but I love her). So yeah, I’m a bit of a fan.
Which brings me to the point I’m trying to make. Jeffery Wright will be General Colin Powell in the new Oliver Stone movie based on George W. Bush!!! I can’t even deal with the cool in that, since Colin Powell is the shit for quitting on Dubya and this movie will become an instant classic of our generation!!!
Congrats mucho Jeffery. Someone give this man a fucking Oscar already!!!
Alright enough for the non-fashion talk, back to work.
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Sinners & Saynt - Trying to Get “In” with Steve Aoki
So Fashion Indie has spent the past month on the investment trail. We just finished a massive business plan which sets us on the course to build an ad network for indie publishers. We just moved in with our lawyers, who have been kind enough to provide us space in their 10th floor office on 57th and Lex. And we’ve been meeting with a couple of financial advisors who have been helping us with valuation of our company (which seems to be worth a lot more than I originally thought, score). Now comes the fun part. Pitching.
You see we know what we have here. Our events have brought in thousands, our network of designers is larger than Gen Arts, and we have been increasing in site traffic by 25% EVERY MONTH SINCE JANUARY 2007!!! We have become a voice for independent fashion and our talents have been noticed by companies like H&M, maurices, Pervonia, Gucci, and American Express. Time Out New York just listed us as one of the Top Five blogs in New York City and we our last fashion week event was chronicled by MTV True Life. Plus, next month I make my person debut on Lawrence of America, a show on The Travel Chanel. Basically, Fashion Indie Media has hit the tipping point and now it’s time to find someone to put a little bit of money in, so that we can take this homegrown company on the road. But the question is, who?
That’s where Steve Aoki comes in. Ya see, Steve is kind-of my hero. He’s uberly cool, he’s a self made “Kid Millionaire”, and he’s known in the indie field as a king of sorts. Steve would not only bring the finance we would need to grow, but working with him would help FashionIndie.com and our 20 other partner sites reach out to a dedicated audience. So I’ve spent the past two weeks trying to get in with Steve Aoki. The Cobra Snake has become our new favorite source for photos, Aoki events are getting pushed out to our network, and I just got accepted into the Dim Mak Facebook family. All and all, it’s been getting me a few steps closer to the Mak daddy himself, Steve Aoki.
So indies, here’s where you can help. If you or anyone you know, is friends, acquaintances, and/or are Steve Aoki, contact me at saynt@fashionindie.com. Yes, I plan to ask Steve for money, but it’s for a really good reason and we’re looking to unload some stock in his hands. Shouldn’t be that hard to get him in, once he sees that most of our readers have bought his last CD, attend his concerts, and wear Dim Mak on the daily, right.
PS. If any of you out there are looking to invest in a company that speaks to a young, hip urban market let us know. We can take your money as well. 
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The Lebron/Vogue Scandal - Ten Reasons Why Vogue Isn’t Racist
So the Lebron James Vogue cover with Gisele Bundchen is finally getting the attention of traditional media. We wrote about it last week , saying that what really offended us was the shitty fashion on the cover, and now that we bloggers have been talking about it for a while, the rest of the media people seem to be caring, big surprise.
Anyways after hearing all the opinions and listening to person after person make comments about how “racist” Vogue is I heard one rational thought that made me reassess my opinion.
Would It Be Different If The Cover Featured A White Man Instead of Lebron James?
Suddenly, the voice of Martin Luther King entered my ears speaking words of a day when equality would bring forth truth and I quickly realized that this cover IS NOT RACIST AT ALL!!!
I know, a shocking thought that a media empire run by white folks could actually do something that wasn’t racist in nature is unheard of, but in this case I think Vogue was honestly not trying to offend.
To prove it we had our photoshopping experts reassess the cover and add the photo of a white person. And not just any white person, we used a photo of Stuff White People Like’s Christian Lander. Suddenly the cover isn’t so offensive, but instead a bit comical.
So in the future, when considering racism, we should all ask the question, “Would it still be offensive to white people if a white person was in it?”. Most of the time the answer will be no. Want more proof that Vogue isn’t on a racist trip check out our Ten Reasons Why Vogue Isn’t Racist list…
1. Black as night, Andre Leon Tally may be as fat as a Volkswagon Beetle but the dude still remains Numero 2 at image conscience Vogue. Affirmative action? No, the dude really knows what he’s doing and is one of the most respected names in fashion and at Conde Nast.
2. The whole black man/white woman scenario doesn’t fly when you consider the fact that Gisele is hispanical. That’s right kiddies, this cover is the best example of minority representation by the magazine, ever.
3. Lebron is a basketball player. He’s pictured for doing what he’s known for. What’s wrong with that?
4. If it was a white dude no one would freak out (as pictured above). Can we say double standard? I think we can.
5. No look of fear on Gisele’s face might imply she’s actually having fun. Gasp, whites (hispanicals) and blacks getting along!!! Not possible according to all the haters out there.
6. It’s the Shape Issue people. We need to see some muscle and what better way than showing some serious MUSCLE. Lebron looks like he can run through a wall in this photo and I think that’s the point. The image is of a strong, successful BLACK MAN!!! What’s so racist about that?
7. In fashion black is always in (can’t believe I just wrote that)
8. Comparing Lebron to King Kong is just offensive. I’m sure the people who said this are either a) really, secretly racist themselves since gorilla is the first thing that comes to mind when seeing a black man, b) black and ashamed of themselves, or c) really into monkey sex.
9. Notice how Lebron isn’t complaining. He was there, at the photoshot. I’m sure he had some choice in the photo that would be used. And if I was Lebron, I would choose the photo that made me seem most powerful, like the one Vogue used on the cover.
10. Vogue Men has featured three powerful black men in the past - Will Smith, Denzel Washington and Barack Obama. Shouldn’t that suggest that maybe, just maybe, Conde Nast does respect black men?
For those of you that still feel that Vogue is being racist, quit your bitching and take action. You don’t have to buy the magazine, you can demand that more African American’s make it on the cover, and you can bring about positive change. The civil rights leaders of the past didn’t change things by bitchin, they took action.
Just remember that when the day comes that Vogue does properly representing blacks on it’s cover (to me, they’ve already made positive steps) that it is your job as a people to drop your issues of Essence and Jet and get on the Vogue bandwagon. If you don’t, well, then you’re just haters.
Which reminds me, why isn’t anyone complaining about Essence and Jet and the dozens of other black centric magazines? Last time I checked Whites, Hispanicals, Asians, and just about every other race except for African-American’s haven’t gotten much cover play on those glossies?
It’s about time that everyone takes a chill pill, gets off their civil rights high horse, and make a decision that not everything “white” media dishes out is offensive to black people.
Of course there are some exceptions….
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Arab Parrot Might Be My New Best Friend
Arab Parrot is a nightlife photographer who hates alot of the the things I hate. I think he may be my long lost twin. Check out some of the hate that matches my own and the full list at Arab Parrot. This dude is vile. I think I’m in love.
3. STEVE AOKI/COBRASNAKE, STOP PHOTOSHOPPING YOUR HEADS ONTO SHIT, YOU’RE FUCKIN WAK. ASO FUCK ANYONE IN BED WITH THOSE HOMOS
5. “STREETWEAR”
10. PEOPLE WHO ASK ME WHY I HATE STEVE AOKI/ COBRASNAKE
14.PEOPLE WHO ” HAVE A LINE”, LIKE HAVING A CLOTHING LINE IS SOME ORIGINAL SHIT
19. AMERICAN CRAPPARAREL
20. ED HARDY
21. PEOPLE WHO SAY THEY ARE MOVING TO NY AS IF THEY WILL BE COOL THERE?
23. GAY ASS CLUB KIDS WITH STRING BANDANAS IN NEON
24. PEOPLE WEARING SUNGLASSES AT NITE
25. GUPPY KIDS WHO WAIT IN LINE FOR SHIT EVEN THO THE STORE THEY ARE WAITING OUTSIDE OF THINK THAT THEY’RE WAK
28.PEOPLE WHO BUY & RESELL KERMIT THE FROG TEE’S ON EBAY
29. ANY OTHER MUPPETS OR FRAGGLES OR SESAME STREET CHARACTERS ON A T SHIRT
31.STORES SELLING VINTAGE GEAR FOR MAD LOOT WHO WEREN’T EVEN BORN WHEN THAT SHIT WAS COOL IN THE FIRST PLACE
32. PEOPLE WEARING ROPE CHAINS
33. LIL GUPPY RICH BITCHES WHO AREN’T EVEN HOT BUT HAVE MAD EXPENSIVE GEAR ON THAT DADDY BOUGHT THEM
38. PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY’RE COOL BECAUSE OF THE STORE THEY WORK AT. YOU’RE A FUCKIN CLERK, GET ME A SIZE 10 & SHUT THE FUCK UP.
43. PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY ARE COOL CUZ THEY LIVED IN NEW YORK FOR A FEW YEARS, YOU AIN’T SHIT
47. PEREZ HILTON
68.MARY KATE & ASHLEY
71.ANYONE IN FEDORAS, VANS, RAYBANS, & A FLANNEL, EXCEPT CHRIS GARCIA
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Sinners & Saynt : Paris Becomes Him
Hey Indies,
It’s been a while since a Sinners & Saynt, mainly cause I’ve thoroughly enjoyed writing Stuff Fashion People Like and the direct letters on my life as Fashion Indie president have seen less interesting. That’s not to say a lot hasn’t been happening, though. Numero uno, I’m in Paris!!! This city is absolutely amazing and stunningly beautiful. Everything about it screams romance and luxury. The Parisians are extremely friendly, are wonderfully dressed, and spend about 90% of their days lounging around and smoking cigarettes. I’m in love.
The city is massive but in two days I’ve seen the Louvre, been to the top of the eifel tower and got ENGAGED!!!
I know, big shock there!!! (Mom, if you’re reading this I figured this would probably be the best way for you to find out.)
Okay, for all you old schoolers who feel the man is supposed to pop the question, let me assure you that I was once one of you, believing that it should be me who asks the big question. That was until I saw the ring. Rebecca popped the question. She got me to the top of the tower at night, the city of lights below us and just popped out a box with the most spectacular brushed platinum ring with a massive rock in the middle (diamonds are a boys best friend, too).
So, now I’m addicted to staring at the ring (It’s so shiny) and I’m looking forward to the life ahead with the woman I love.
In indie news, we’ve been hitting some major milestones. This month our traffic looks like it will be well above 200,000 visitors. We’re are getting ready to head into retail this Spring. (still looking for designers to work with). And next week is our first Secret Runway show. The designer is burlesque/swimwear designer Sheila Frank. If you’re on our mailing list, be ready to receive an email soon with details.
In addition, the investment road is looking good. We make pretty good cake here at Fashion Indie, but we know we can do a lot more if we have the financial backing to take us to the next level. Most companies don’t talk about the finance stuff, I know, but when we’re profiled in Entrepreneur or Fortune, it would be nice to have some text to look back on for reference to what it was all like in the beginning.
That’s all for now. Looking forward to seeing some of you next week at Secret Runway.
Thanks for all your love indies,
Daniel Saynt
President
Fashion Indie Media
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Souja Boy Gets a Clothing Line
I was trying to be funny on this, but the fact of the matter is I’m a hater who will now proceed to bitch and hate.
WHAT THE FUCK!!! Who the fuck decided to give this little turd a fashion line!!! It’s disturbing that every rapper with a hit song feels they can launch a fashion label. If I shopped urban wear, which I don’t because of shit like this, I would be absolutely pissed the fuck out if a company tried to market this over-branded, mass produced garbage to me. What has street wear come too where your only options in the hip-hop community is to look like an over-saturated Saturday morning cartoon character, wearing BAPES and Kid Robot, or a label whore gansta representing G-Unit or worse, Souja Boy.
I get that the kid can come up with a catchy ring tone song and yes, I can’t help but jump a little to the left and right when it comes on, but there is no way in Vogue that this should be allowed. STOP BUYING THIS SHIT AND MAYBE THEY WILL STOP MAKING IT!!! SUPPORT REAL DESIGNERS PEOPLE, NOT OVERPAID CELEBRITIES WITH NOTHING BETTER TO DO!!!
Also, here’s a recent comment from a reader who felt we we’re “racist” for our recent post on “ghetto fabulous dont’s“.
“Yall stupid, i mean do you think thouse people who wears thouse clothing talks about you style of wearing for the entire world to read? NO. people respect. yes we think you people who wears tite pants look stuped ass hell. I reather have my bf wear ghetto style then wear normal clothing. + I dont think you would like if we open an web site to talk about people style of clothing. is not even worth because the world is NOT going to change because of your racism”
Okay sweetie, before you leave a comment on our site can you spell check or something. This paragraph hurts my head. + I don’t wear “tite pants”, but I do feel it looks better when your clothes fit than when it looks like you shopped at the Big & Tall. It’s not racist to have a good sense of style hun.
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Keith Richards for Louis Vuitton. Who’s Keith Richards Again?
Continuing (hopelessly) on their “Journey” campaign, Louis Vuitton has tapped the well preserved mummy of King Tutankhamun for their latest ad. Wait, that’s not a mummy? Are you sure? He looks dead to me.
Keith Richards (he was in some band your parent like) is the latest spokesperson to preach the joys of owning a Louis bag. First of all, any real rocker carries all his stuff in a black trash bag and/or a spare guitar case. Secondly, doesn’t John Varvatos already own “the ancient rocker as product hawker” rights. If I we’re John, I’d be calling my lawyers before the house that Marc built gets it’s hands on members of Queen or Gene Simmons (that weird dude from celebrity apprentice).
I don’t know who Louis wants as a customer, but if their looking to make sure that retiring baby boomers spend their pension checks on their over-priced, over-monogrammed goods, they’ve chosen the right guy for the job.
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Sinners & Saynt : The Long Road Ahead
We’ve been quickly realizing the influence that fashion indie has on the fashion world. Designers come here for advice, buyers come here to find great new designers, and shoppers come here so that they don’t get stuck shopping at the Gap. Overall our reach is being felt and dully noted, which is amazing, but at times a bit scary.
I remember a year ago when no one was reading. It was so free to just jot down a few of my favorite designers and talk about our adventures in fashion show development. Now we have nearly 200,000 impressions per month from people all over the world, but mostly from New York. We’re being invited to the hottest parties and massive companies like maurices, H&M , and Australian Wool want to talk work with us to help them reach our young audience of influencers (that would be you loyal fashion indie reader). We couldn’t be happier, but man how time has changed things.
We’ll Indies, we’ve decided that the only way can continue to grow is to head out there and seek investment. We’re looking for an undisclosed amount, but believe me it’s very reasonable. The money will be used to build our site, adding more content and features and further build our Indie empire. We are pushing this out to our community cause, well, you never know what you might find out there. Our business plan is ready and this week we’ll be meeting with investors who’ve been interested in us since fashion indie was merely an idea jotted down on the back of a Think Coffee napkin (greatest coffee in the world and all free-trade). Guess it’s just a matter of time before we find the perfect partner.
Till then, thanks so much for making fashion indie as awesome as it is. If it wasn’t for you calling us sell outs (when we were) and assholes (when we are) then fashion indie wouldn’t have become as popular as it is.
It’s a long road ahead indies and we’re glad your in the backseat.
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Sinners & Saynt: Fashion Indie Honored, Off to Paris, and Turning 25
Big things have been happening for Fashion Indie lately. FLAUNT atlanta, a group dedicated to fashion in America’s second best city (sorry NYC comes first) has decided to honor Fashion Indie for our work in eco-friendly fashion. We’ll be flying out to Atlanta in April to check out their fashion shows, plant some trees for AIDS research, and live blog and vlog the whole time. I think we might be getting a plaque or something for all our indie goodness. Yes, indies, we know we deserve it and no, I won’t forget about you when I’m rich and famous (though I might step on some of your faces on the way up).
In other life changing news, WE’RE HEADING TO PARIS!!! Not to live or anything, just a short little holiday to get our juices of creativity flowing. Expect some coverage of the trip as we visit our designer friends in the city of lovers. It’s all very final episodes of Sex and the City-esque, I know, but it should prove to be an amazing experience. For those of you who don’t know me personally I am not an old dude (I sometimes feel the need to state that since a good amount of fashion bloggers are women with families and husbands and mortgages). I’m 24 right now and have been enjoying an insane amount of accomplishment in my short 288 or so months on this planet. We’ll it’s all down hill from now, in four short weeks I hit the be 25!!! That’s right, it’s the beginning of the end for your favorite indie fashion blogger. I’m hitting a quarter century and I may be heading to a quarterlife crisis!!! I’m watching for the signs (disillusioned dreams, lack of energy to play one more round of Guitar Hero, desires to skip the gym and head home to watch Fresh Prince reruns), but I’m not sure if the crisis is going to jump up and grab me right in the arse. I’ll keep you informed, but till then be sure to watch Fashion Indie for info on my big birthday bash. Expect fashion shows, performances, and DJ’s, plus me and the rest of our indielicious team. That’s all for now indies.Seacrest Out.
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Sinners & Saynt : Lonely Valentines? It Could Be Worse
So maybe you don’t have some dude or dudette picking out flowers for you today. Maybe there isn’t going to be a half-nakey chica waiting for you in a teddy when you get home from work. And maybe you won’t end the night in your loved ones arms as they whisper sweet somethings into your ear as you drift away. Hell, Indies I know that sounds bad, but it could be worse, allot worse.
1. You could be dating one of the scary @ss male models that hit the runway this season. Manorexia is so not hot and who wants a boyfriend who will steal your jeans. Does anyone date these boyish beings? And why is that dude biting his cheeks so hard?
2. You could be this couple. Has no one dropped him a hint that she might be packing a little something extra under her Baby Phat?
3. You could be either of these two on Valentines day. It’s bad enough that you’re, how do I put this softly, oh yeah, a complete trainwreck in the face, body and personality department, but do you really need to dress badly as well. Mr. Mickey (Paper Magazine) obviously made this sweater himself, possibly the result of the past ten years he’s spent alone at home, and Lauren Ezersky most likely killed a Pomeranian to make that hat. For shame fashion “icons”, for shame.
4. You could be a 25 year old nobody who’s only claim to fame is the fact that you date a 40+ year old world famous designer. (Actually, that doesn’t sound too bad. Kimora I’m ready and willing if you are)
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