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Oh What a Brave Soul, Going Out Into the Light of Day Like That……….Around People………Lookin’ Like……….That

I was mortified and verklempt, clutching my pearls to see RuPaul lookin’ like what the Drag dragged in on a recent episode of Project Runway.  Never, and I say NEVER have I been a fan of drag but I always thought that RuPaul was tranny feirce ferocia feirce feirce tranny deliciosa hot mess feirce!  He used to be so polished……..what happened to Her? What ever the case, I found myself wondering,  “Doesn’t he look liiiiiiikkkeee……….

This would be a great ad for Fancy Feast or Friskies
Ru & Jocelyn, even I hate to show it but c’mon there IS an unmistakable family resemblance beginning to show here.  I can just see it now, a twin boy and girl born attatched at the Cack,  brought up wearing costume store wigs and fighting over grannies one strand of REAL pearls.  They share dreams of each abducting a millionaire, during evenings of butchering show tunes and chuggin’ mamas good drankin’ wine,  whilst baby brother sat in his basinet tossing Monopoly money as payment for the show.  Now guess who baby brother is………..that’s right!………..”Rocky” Dennis
Boy those good looks just run all up’n'through the family, don’t they?  I bet mother is a mix between the Chupacabra, a tabby cat and a Gilla Monster.
- Z’maji of HauteBlogXOXO

Make Your Puss Smile With CLITTER!!!

Is there saggage in your pannies? Has your puddin’ bowl lost is flavor? Since child birth, does it resemble something out of the movie Aliens? Well make that monstrous, gaping-maw of an abyss shimmer and shine with Clitter!

Z’maji of HauteBlogXOXO

Im Over It: Fringes!

So due to the fact that I am totally over the whole “fringe” look on books and bags, I though I would offer you indies a way to go Native American without the cliche of leather fringes. This cool messanger bag by Undercover brings in the Native American vibe and is easy to wear with anything. Though this bag is not for everyone, it definately beats looking like every kid who walks out of Urban Outfitters, Mischa Barton or Ashley Tisdale!

 

Shout out to Selectism for the bag and Just Jared for the celeb pics!

Hillary and the Amazingly Ugly Technicolor Pant Suits

 

No, no we don't.

No, no we don't.

Why is she hailing Hitler?

Why is she hailing Hitler?

Actually, each pant suit has been mistakingly monochromatic. Hillary Clinton’s collosal of colorful suits are attention craving, unpleasant, loud and obnoxious. Mmm… maybe they are a better match for Clinton after all. I hate to admit it, but these popsickle solid colored suits have become her signature.

Last night was no exception as Clinton pranced onto the DNC stage in an burnt orange pant suit. Eek. I love Diane Keaton’s Annie Hall masculine look but Clinton has to turned androynous chic into andreadful chic.  How did she plan to be president, if she can’t even dress herself? Little steps, Hil. Clinton looks as though she should be running a county fair, not the country.

Thanks to ABC News for the Pics!

Fashion Quotable: Tim Gunn

Recently, NY Mag asked Project Runway’s Tim Gunn of his opinion on the prospective First Lady’s of the United States. Gunn boldly replied that he clearly prefered the fashionable Michelle Obama. Gunn is not merely discussing the two women’s fashion sense. He insightfully intertwines fashion choice with character    

“Michelle really epitomizes American style, and she’s not afraid to show her shape, she’s not afraid to show her sexiness without being the least bit inappropriate,” Tim said. “She’s just an alluring woman. And Cindy with her suits and she’s all buttoned up, she’s just soooo — she just looks like she’s duct-taped! There is just something about her, and in a way it’s a metaphor about who she is!”

Thanks to NY Mag for the info!