All Entries in the "The Bashed" Category
Oh What a Brave Soul, Going Out Into the Light of Day Like That……….Around People………Lookin’ Like……….That
I was mortified and verklempt, clutching my pearls to see RuPaul lookin’ like what the Drag dragged in on a recent episode of Project Runway. Never, and I say NEVER have I been a fan of drag but I always thought that RuPaul was tranny feirce ferocia feirce feirce tranny deliciosa hot mess feirce! He used to be so polished……..what happened to Her? What ever the case, I found myself wondering, “Doesn’t he look liiiiiiikkkeee……….
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Hillary and the Amazingly Ugly Technicolor Pant Suits
No, no we don't.
Why is she hailing Hitler?
Actually, each pant suit has been mistakingly monochromatic. Hillary Clinton’s collosal of colorful suits are attention craving, unpleasant, loud and obnoxious. Mmm… maybe they are a better match for Clinton after all. I hate to admit it, but these popsickle solid colored suits have become her signature.
Fashion Quotable: Tim Gunn
Recently, NY Mag asked Project Runway’s Tim Gunn of his opinion on the prospective First Lady’s of the United States. Gunn boldly replied that he clearly prefered the fashionable Michelle Obama. Gunn is not merely discussing the two women’s fashion sense. He insightfully intertwines fashion choice with character
“Michelle really epitomizes American style, and she’s not afraid to show her shape, she’s not afraid to show her sexiness without being the least bit inappropriate,” Tim said. “She’s just an alluring woman. And Cindy with her suits and she’s all buttoned up, she’s just soooo — she just looks like she’s duct-taped! There is just something about her, and in a way it’s a metaphor about who she is!”
Thanks to NY Mag for the info!
Fashion F* Ups: Patricia Arquette
Upon seeing this picture of Patricia Arquette, my first instinct was to have a violent reaction and bash her outfit as a whole. But I think it’s much more fun to pick it apart, piece-by-piece. Let’s start with the anchors of the ensemble. I wasn’t aware one of Arquette’s hobbies was tending the cattle on her farm! What you do in your spare time is your business, but maybe you should change before leaving the barn so you don’t smell of manure. Onto the threads. I love a good muumuu, but this looks wrong. The print is enormous and the colors contrast too much. The proportions of the muumuu and pants together make her looks short, stout and insane. Time to talk accessories. I believe, most of the time, fashion should serve a purpose. The scarf, that matches nothing whatsoever, is just hanging off her body like soggy arm flab. I love distressed leather, but that bag paired with the rest of this mess gives the illusion she just got dragged across the border by a pick-up truck. Just when you think the kids are old enough to dress themselves…It is difficult to be mean mommy, but someone has to do it.
Thanks Jezebel for the pic