Bet you thought it was Heidi, right? Last night when we spotted Maria Sharpova at her 21st birthday bash, we could have sworn that the tennis beauty was Project Runway’s own model judge. (Actually, I thought it was Gweneth Paltrow and had Rebecca convinced as well).  She looks complete different from her Powershot commercials, which has got me thinking about bangs and their wicked ability to age the young.  Watch for them, they’ll creep up on you.

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With the sun out so hight, and the weather getting warmer and warmer, I thought I would introduce a new type of sunscreen product infused with aromatherapy essences gentle enough for daily use. This product is all natural, made in small batches therefore guaranteeing that this is not just another mass-produced sunscreen.

SunBotanicals is made by women for women specifically designer to protect against the sun’s harmful UV radiation from damaging the skin. It’s an SPF30 and has broad-spectrum UVA/UVB protection. SunBotanicals’ research and development team has created three great scents that not only smell great, but can also be worn all day, everyday in lavender, rain, and tropical. SunBotanicals promises every woman a pampering and luxurious sunscreen, gentle enough for face

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A couple of weeks ago we featured an article on the blonde hair trend that was hitting indies in London and Williamsburg. Apparently, we were ahead of the trend (score!) and now it seems that the hair trend is taking off with more and more celebrities dying their hair and trading in dark locks for platinum looks. Here’s a list of all the celebs that have recently jumped on the trend. We love the look but be sure to check out our tips on the process, the last thing you want to do is look like silver-haired idiot. We also scored the looks below to choose the best new blondie. (Side thought, what is Debbie Harry doing lately and why hasn’t anyone optioned a Blondie movie yet?)

Rachel Bilson: We know it’s a wig for her new movie with Hayden Christenson, Jumper 2 New York, I Love You, but we can’t get over how much she looks like Kate Bosworth (aka a blonde ano bobblehead). It’s freaky. Final Score: 6

Lily Allen: I would support this if only it wasn’t so Joss Stonish of her to do. Recap for those who missed it. Joss used to be a really good British singer who no one listened to. In order to get some press she hit up Marc Jacobs runway show with a head of hair that was best described as “what a used tampon looks like”. She then completely disappeared from the world never to be heard of again, though some her red tresses can be seen outside of Virgin Records when the moon is full. Final Score: 5

Lindsay Lohan: Samantha Ronson’s boytoy/”only relevant claim to fame” has dyed her hair blonde, again. Seriously, I hate writing about Lindsay so hopefully this is the last time she does anything that matters to me. (With the exception of making a good movie. If she does that I will give her props and might talk about her again, since by now she’s so irrelevant in Hollywood that it might be considered indie, or if she is actually gay, cause that would be so freaking awesome for Lezies everywhere and give Porcia a break as the Hottest Lipstick in Hollywood.) Final Score : 9

R.Kelly: Yeah, he’s blonde. Of course he looks like a total idiot. I really can’t even describe how stupid it looks so stare at the picture above, find some great ways to make fun of it in your head, and then laugh out loud. I know I have. Final Score: 0

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Leave it to our readers (thanks Anon) to call us out when our asses are wrong. Kate Bosworth does not have crimped hair as we reported earlier.

We were wrong, and our readers are assholes (nah, just joking we love you. be sure to click on ads ) In other news, 21 is still number one for the second week in a row, which means 212 is right around the corner (I hear this time the math geeks decide to take on Atlantic City but then Trump finds out and tries to enlists Kevin Spacey for Celebrity Apprentice).

Congrats Kate on not having stupid hair and having a good movie out there, but can you hurry up and make Blue Crush 2. I miss seeing Michelle Rodriquez in a bathsuit since she was offed on Lost.

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Can I just denounce this one early?  This looks stupid. No man or woman wants to see you with crimped hair, seriously, I promise.  Crimping your hair is the equivalent of taking a blast of ugly to the face. Kate Bosworth looks like my dog Calvin when he goes out in the rain and that ain’t cute.   Please do not follow this trend or I will be forced to attack you with a straightening iron.  Kate is obviously drunk, again.

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Is it just me, or is there some mixed up casting going on here? Thandie Newton, the extreme hottie from Mission Impossible 2, will be uglying up to play Condeleezza Rice in the new Oliver Stone George W. Bush movie!!! I hope they still have the make up crew that turned Charlize Theron into that Monster chick, cause there will definitely need to be some serious makeup to make this work.  Way to aim for the Oscar though Thandie, the Academy loves it when hot girls go buck ugly.

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This new video for the Heatherette for MAC collection is thoroughly freaky and caused me some nightmares when I watched it without sound last night. Something about someone smearing pink lipstick all over their body automatically triggers the freak the flip out button in my brain.

Not sure if it makes me want to pick up of stick of Tranny Gloss, but it does make me want to do some traveling on the roof of a car.

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