All Entries in the "F*ck Ups" Category

Shoes and Pants in One

It’s always fun when two fashion items are merged together. This idea makes it easier to get dressed in the morning, no more figuring out which shoes match your outfit! My question; how do you get these on? 

Seperated at Birth?

The Bearded Woman (Selma Hayek) vs The Bearded Man (Andre J)

Usually It’s a Bit Harder To Peek at a Ladies Knickers

Definitely filed under things I never thought I’d be invited to. Dana & Karla Karwas, sister designers,  have created the ultimate party dress. It’s basically a tent that houses a music pavilion which is worn by five women who inject a bit of architecture into fashion, but it’s definitely the type of thing you only see in New York.

More Here: http://www.dk22.com/PartyDress/

The Attack of the Meester

Soon to be “designer” <GAG!> Leighton “whats her face” Meester, at the Metropolitan Opera House looks like…

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I knew her dress looked familiar…

McDonalds Chic?

Bruce Oldfield, who once designed dresses for Princess Diana, has decided to leave Buckingham Palace for the golden arches. He’s lent his talents to McDonald’s to recreate the outfits worn by the pimple faced teens that serve us daily doses of hormone injected Grade-Z burgers. Personally, I feel they look as if they we’re meant for a flight attendant more than a fast foodie.

Hey Ronald, can you skip the costume changes and maybe work on making your restaurants look less modern day feed trough and more, I don’t know, welcoming? Or here’s a thought, go organic. Distracting us with new outfits won’t detract from the fact that you’re feeding us the equivalent of Soilent Green-style mystery meat. Plus, that scarf is about as useless as a Diet Coke with a Supersized Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

[pics via Daily Mail UK]

From Runway to Walkway

Everyone and their mother have been talking about this poor defenseless Marc Jacobs headband that MK Olsen sported to the “New Yorkers for Children Gala.” I personally don’t understand what the buzz is. First of all, she is well known for wearing looks right off the runway (especially since it is by one of her faves). Secondly, she is rocking an up and coming trend. She is usually the first to wear a trend, or starts her own…Now why do people have a problem with this. And even if it is a trend from the eighties, this isn’t the first Flashdance inspired accessory. Thirdly, my problem with the outfit is not the headband, it’s the Prada dress that she decided to wear (that is actually wearing her). I love Prada as much as the next person (I even named my dog Prada) but this dress is over-sized and very “Missoniesque.” As little as she is, the dress overpowers her and makes her almost tiny body invisible behind the miles of print. Sometimes, she tries a little too hard!

Does this make you randy?

Remember when Vince Vaughn was hot? And thin! And had style?

It’s hard to imagine that a little over a decade ago Vince Vaughn looked like this:

My, my Swingers was a long time ago! As former resident of La-La land I have seen Mr. Vaughn in person, and let me tell there isn’t much more than his lounge-lizard screen persona. So if this frat-pack-lothario is going to play host at every bar that will have in Los Angeles-he needs to bring the lounge-lizard-look-back!

Don’t you just want to rub his buddha belly?!

Creepy or Coolest Things Ever

I really can’t decide whether these are the coolest rings ever or the weirdest. Sculpturaly I think they are little pieces of art but when it comes to actually wearing these, I think I’d be a little creeped out. It’s like having tiny men stare at you all day from your fingers! Plus I couldn’t find any info on the designer or the rings, the entire website is in a language I do not comprehend.

Ten Things I Don’t Get About Du Rags

1. Why in the fuck is doo (as in Hairdoo) spelled Du? Does the company who makes these want everyone to know that you can’t spell even the simplest words?  I’d be offended if I were you.

2. Isn’t the purpose of these to protect your short hair styles at night? If so, why in the hell is it worn during the day, when you’re out in public, when I can see you and laugh at you. It’s like a woman who heads to the supermarket in curlers and wonders why people throw cans of creamed corn at her head.

3 . And on that note, why is it worn when you don’t have your hair styled in?  It’s like you’re so lost in the Du Rag lifestyle that you’ve failed to ignore it’s original purpose, to keep your “du” together at night.

If you are white. And wear a du-rag. You look like this. 

4. White people and hispanicals, PLEASE STOP ROCKING DU RAGS!!! You are not Eminem and you’re black friends talk shit about you behind your back. Seriously, I promise.

5.  If you do insist on wearing them as a “fashion piece” can you please invest in one that’s not made out of polyester?  I understand that they have become everyday hoodwear, but they don’t need to be so cheap. If you want to wear them on the street, please invest in a leather or more stylish version.  I know no one makes them in leather, but jump on this trend and get started on crafting them and maybe you might make some legit street money.

6. Why are they only sold at bodegas? Aren’t they worthy of 99 cent store representation as well?

7.  They cost about a nickel. There’s no reason why you should ever have to put them in the wash.  Buy a new one at least once a week for the sake of the advanced society that has grown around your grimy ways.

8.  Jordan Durags for $20 bucks. Really?

Daniel Saynt as Kevin Federline (it was a dark time in my life)

9. Only hood rats think you look hot in a du-rag. Seriously, I promise you it’s the truth. I wore a du-rag for Halloween two years ago (I was dressed like Kevin Federline) and I got the number of every ghetto chick and their babies.  It was like hood rats were falling from the sky and asking for child support.

10.  Tupac and Biggie did not wear durags. Isn’t that enough convincing for you to do the same?

Jena Malone - Vintage Disaster or Savior?

photo wwd

Actress Jena Malone was caught wearing this “vintage” look during the LA Art Weekend.  Personally, this reminds me of what happens when vintage goes horribly wrong. It looks like a 50s flapper girl vomited all over her and then threw their grandmothers bag at her.  Too much black, too much clash, too much “vintage”.  Do you love it, do we hate it?

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