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Rachel Ray’s a Goddamn Terrorist!!!

Actually, she’s just a fashion tragedy.

These recent Dunkin Donut ads were banned because Rachel is wearing a kaffiyeh, a sign for Palestinian “Terrorist” (also see Freedom Fighter).  Some folks complained about the evil symbol and the ad was pulled. The scarves which have been out of style for nearly a year caused a great stir amongst rightist douchers with sticks up their asses. If Rachel Ray has done anything wrong here its hiring a stylist who shops at Urban Outfitters.

The whole idea that this scarf is associated with “terrorism” is pretty ridiculous.  Sometimes things just loose their meaning over time, like this scarf, which now is more associated with a lame fashion trend then violence.  Like other symbols before it (like the Jesus on the Cross, which is more a symbol of overpaid rappers then religion now) the scarf has lost it’s fire when it went mainstream. The folks over at Little Green Footballs (their post is below) are idiots who need to get their principals straight.

No one associates this with terrorism.

Lydia Hearst at Sex and the City Premiere

Lydia Hearst looks like she bedazzled her own top for the Sex and the City premiere.  I’m sure the thing is from Heatherette, which is starting to fade in “wow” with age, but it’s way to underdressy for an “event” of this caliber. Oh, wait, it was just a movie.  That’s right. So maybe this is just perfect.

What do you think indies?

And why was Lydia the only model on the red carpet?

Two-Face vs. Yohji Yamamoto

I think Yohji got his inspiration for this collection by watching too much Batman. Or was this designed specially for the Dark Night Movie? If you have any word on this, comment and let us know.

Lily Allen in Riding the Bus With My Sister 2

Really, there is no other explanation for this photo of Lily Allen hailing a bus/taxi/loony bin mobile other than the idea that this may be a shot from Riding the Bus With My Sister 2.  The singer has been slowly falling into obscurity with recent nude shots of her dumpy breast hitting the internet and now this.

Please Lily, get some help and start making some records. I can’t tout your greatness any more if you don’t give me anything to work with.

Photo Source Jezebel

902102. Be Affraid, Be Very Affraid.

Cooler, sexier, more provacative?

Dear lord, spare us.  Hopefully the CW will be extinct before this hits the air.

We will review all the fashion fuck ups tomorrow (nearly 25 and counting so far), heading to El Museo del Barrio Gala tonight and can’t get into shitty fashion right now.

PS. Thank god Jessica Walter is back on TV though. Missing Arrested Development so much right now.

Kanye West is South Park’s Gay Kid

Craig from South Park back in 2003 in the South Park is Gay Queer Eye Spoof

Kanye West now.

Yes, Kanye West is the gay kid from South Park which means that anyone wearing these shades is also gay.  You got that you fucking copy cat hipsters. It’s not ironic or cool, it’s down right queer. If you are queer knock yourself out, Kanye has. If you aren’t, expect everyone to think you are bitches.

PS. Kanye’s partnered with Ksubi to make more fun for the boys glasses for his line Pastelle.  So watch for them. Where them. And get called out.