Can Webster Hall ever regain a sense of cool? Apparently not!
Once tauted as the “don’t miss” party of fashion week, this event seemed to miss the target and was a who’s nobody of bad fashion and good boredom. The “scenesters” tried their best to make a scene but at the end of the day the massiveness of the Hall and the disinterested attitude of everyone in attendance made it a blah spot in which even the most “nose-candy” happy folks couldn’t seem to awaken from. Here are some “highlights”.
Wait are you from LA. No way. How did I know that? I must be psychic or maybe you’re just a douche.
Cobra Snake & Cory Kennedy The real reason Netflix beat Blockbuster.
Totally look ridiculous together but this is the “scenester” equivalent of Barbara Walters interviewing Elizabeth Taylor.
“Oh my god, you know what’s so much fun!”
“What”
“Not caring.”
“Oh my god yes, that’s like my favorite thing to do.”
“Yeah, totally”
Futurist, Husband, Lover of Small Animals. I'm the quintessential jaded New Yorker with a mind for all things fashion. My articles are the type you'd expect from the popular girl at school; mean spirited and ready to pour some pigs blood on your homemade prom dress.
