Lindsay Lohan Manages to Get a Job. Finally Makes Payment on Mortgage.

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Lohan must be living check by check these days cause she’s making some seriously shitastic career decisions. Case in point, this ad for Fornarina. Apparently it’s the Italian answer to Strawberry’s or Mandees. Either way, it just confirms one thing, Lindsay is mearly one more shitty commercial away from porn. I wonder if she cried inside the day she shot this, realizing that all those days of hard partying, snorting and rehab hae finally lead to her careers destruction and that’s she’s just about as useless as Tara Reid. Scratch that, Tara Reid can actually get hired in Hollywood …

LINKAGE: Click. Flash. Wow. Trash. Coke. Caca. FAIL.