Edited by Lester Brathwaite on
Well, the office pool is now closed. Who had two and a half months? The shameless publicity stunt epic love affair that we all doubted thought would stand the test of time between Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries is coming to an end. But — bright side! — neither of the newlyweds will have to return all those wedding gifts, though I’m sure the receipts are still valid for at least an exchange.
DIVORCED!
Only 72 days after the embarrassing spectacle known as their wedding — embarrassing mostly for the Americans who actually cared about it — Kardashian has filed for divorce, citing irreconcilable differences. But Kim, being the shrewd business woman she is, made sure there was a pre-nup because she’s not trying to support an NBA basketball player who’s openly cheating on her…at least not without a ring on that finger.
Now that this ugly business is over, it’s time to sell the post-split story! Let’s just forego a magazine bidding war, chalk it up to that good ole standby: “the pressures of having a relationship in the public eye” and pretend like this never happened. I know that’s what Khloe is doing as she happily flaunts her still-intact wedding band. [TMZ]
I was center square from 1969 to 1978, during which I perfected the art of the zing as well as a crippling cocaine addiction. Bea Arthur was responsible for both.
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