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Crocs + Suit = 40 Year Old Virgin 2
I’m praying this is a joke. Like some how this guy lost a bet and was forced to wear crocs to work. And his supermodel wife thought it was hilarious and decided to blow him all night when he got home. But then I realize that’s not actually possible cause a) all supermodels lack a sense of humor and b) no one would actually fuck a dude in crocs.
Please people, if you see this happening around you, put the person wearing the offensive shoes out of their misery. Croc wearers breed more croc wearers. It’s an epidemic and it is your constitutional right to enforce marshal law on these bitches.
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