Cynthia Rowley Causes Cancer

While shopping for some goodies at Target for our new office (25 Water Street, down the block from Real World: Brooklyn. Yeah, we can’t control our cool.) we came across Whim by Cynthia Rowley, a pretty random offshoot home collection by the big name designer. While we have no problem when designers decide to go all Lauren on our asses, one aspect of the collection through us off. Amongst the cheap, plastic margarita glasses and cabana style serving trays was a Margarita Lite Mix with a giant WARNING label on it

Although it’s blurry above, it basically says “This product contains ——-, known in the state of California to cause cancer.”

Holy fuck Cynthia!!!

I think you just bought your one way ticket to hell.  Last time I checked killing people with your products is not the way to hold onto customers.

And kudos to Target for putting this death juice on their shelves. Yeah, I know they also sell cigarettes, but this is just a bit too irresponsible.

You say hello, I’ll say goodbye.

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