Da Pope Be Stylin’ On Yawl Girlz!

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Baby, ya’ll ain’t even ready for this jelly! Pope Benedict was lookin’ O-SO-KRISPIE on his trip to these here United States. In the wake of his visit, I felt it necessary to point out his…………*ahem* chaming ensemble. Note the blingage and the pimp cape and the red hooker shoes, soooo sexy – I know I’m horny, “Oh yea Pope’y gimme the good stuff!”.

Of course my favorite part of this “look”, is the paper hat in all it’s 2ply, 300 sheet, Scott tissue fabulousnesses. OIe boy is ready for a wine chuggin’ Easter Sund’y.

I know his churchiness is required to wear AAAALLLL white but I don’t even think sweet Mojito flavored Jesus would approve of this blatant disregard of fashion do’s and dont’s. I know there’s a scripture in the good book denouncing lookin’ a mess and ministering God’s word, but I digress. But let us be totally honest……….isn’t he really just wearing a couture gown?………..an ugly one, but a couture gown none the less. All he needs now is a drug habit and a promiscuous vagina and he’ll be Paris Hilton *rimshot*

 

My dear homie “Slaus” of OHNblog pointed out a fact that I had been trying to ignore about Pope Benni looking like the emperor from the Star Wars movies…………………….but I won’t even point out that fact…….that would just be rude…..so I just won’t point it out……..even tho’ it’s obvious………but it’d be rude……so I won’t point it out……..nope……not gonna point that out….