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Daniel Saynt’s Day At The Mall
Today Becks took me to the joy that is the suburban mall for some Black Friday sales.
Here are my following realizations…
- Mall Santa still exists. He’s an overweight white dude who likes to place kids on his lap. Big surprise none of the parents were rushing to let him cop a feel.
- Saks current sale is the equivalent of their after Christmas sale (50% off items that are already 40% off). Yes the economy is that bad.
- Rojas made a tie chain. Can’t decide whether it’s cool or the stupidest thing ever created.
- Eddie Baurer somehow still exists.
- So does Hot Topic.
