DEAD SNOW = AWESOME, DASH SNOW = DEAD
Hipster photographer and New York personality Dash Snow is dead. Heroin overdose. Really sad. He was 29. Stop being idiots people. Drugs kill. It’s not cool. Being dead sucks so start wearing condoms and skip the heavy drugs. Of course according to Corey, Dead Snow, that movie about Nazi was zombies, so good job Dash, you gave us a perfect title for talking about an awesome movie. Good thing to do before you died.
P.S. Can someone hug Ryan McGinley right now? Say it’s from me. 



