Dear Lady Gaga, Christina Aguilera Called, She Wants Her Career Back!

Edited by Melanie Lauren on February 3 2009 at 1:53 PM

Dear Lady Gaga, Christina Aguilera Called, She Wants Her Career Back!
This video is offensive to me on so many levels… where do I even begin??

How about by questioning why its okay to glorify everything that is irritating about Italian Americans?? Right now Guidos across the country are uniting in one glorious fist-pumping, gold-chain wearing, drugstore cologne smelling orgy to pat themselves on the back for that their chauvinistic, under-achieving lifestyles are finally being recognized in the musical world. Gross.

Next, WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?? Even at her worst Britney donned those torn fishnets and that infamous sequined bikini and we all forgave her, but she was on the brink of mental collapse… what’s your excuse Gaga?? This video looks like what would happen if Christina Aguilera had $10 in her production budget. Maybe thats something to think about Lady next time you decide to deplete your budget in the name of those big fake cantaloupes you have sitting on your chest there.

The only thing worse than the horrible concept, costumes, and production are the “lyrics.” We all knew you weren’t really a writing/lyrical genius but COME ON. Now you’re not even trying. For the next couple of months I know I will have to suffer silently as I frequent the late night scene and encounter groups of drunk girls singing and gyrating to this crap.

Thanks Lady Gaga for releasing this shiteous display for all the world to see.