Dirty Danny Does a Doozie on Dipsie Deyn
New York Post reports, “WHEN our spies caught Danny Masterson at Teddy’s Jazz Night in Los Angeles making out with a woman who was not his yearlong love, Bijou Phillips, his rep wouldn’t say who she was. But now we have a name. Other sources tell us the mystery blonde was model Agyness Deyn. Worse news for Phillips: We also hear Masterson recently put the moves on Cameron Diaz. Bad dog! His rep declined to comment.”
Poor Bijou. I’m here for you baby, I’m here.
Danny, dude, congrats on still tapping major celeb and model bootie even though you aren’t actually working and your DJ name is Mom Jeans (seriously, Mom Jeans? You couldn’t come up with a better name?) That is true pimpage that even Ashton Kutcher and Wilmer Valderama can’t compete with.
About the Author: Founder and main dude at Fashion Indie, Daniel Saynt began his career in fashion at the tender age of 14, when he worked in the stockroom for some unnamed fashion whorehouse. His distaste for the mainstream quickly festered until he decided enough was enough, denouncing all mainstream fashion lines (unless the stuffs on sale or just down right irresistible or free, you can't say no to free).
