Dita Von Teese’s Casual Day Out

How does this woman do it? She is always so prim and proper, so well dressed and put together, every hair is in the right place, and makeup is flawless, as usual. I want to see a pic of her in jeans and a tee, or something that would suggest that she is human. Otherwise, I will go on believing that she is a beautiful robotic alien send to earth to torture regular beings.