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I didn’t know that an appearance on MTV’s “The Hills” was a prerequisite for becoming a fashion designer these days. As always, Audrina Patridge had to weasel her way into the fashion world, no doubt trying to one up Lauren Conrad and Whitney Port, with her trashy urban denim line. Well, my dear, selling your line, Divine Rights Denim, at the craptastic Arden B is just slightly more impressive than pathetic. And modeling for your own ads? At least you could have pulled a Lauren and just got a bunch of models who look like you to do the dirty work. I’ll alert you Indies when this label folds. I give it two weeks. 

Thanks NY Mag!