Don’t Be Cliché, Pass On The Rolex

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We all know that you are rich if you have a Rolex, but who really cares. Rolex makes a nice watch, but when I step up to the bar with this Gourmet watch collaboration with Christian Tse, It’s about to get crazy. This super cool digital display has more diamonds on in that Paris Hilton has genital warts. The entire face is covered in diamonds, that cover the time until it is illuminated. This watch takes a bigger, steamier shit than the one in “two girls one cup” all over the “face” (get it!) of any Rolex I have ever seen. Elegant, classy, baller, yet not gaudy. Now I just have to sell my first born in order to get this bad boy.

 

Thanks Selectism for the image