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Edited by on November 12 2009 at 4:54 PM

DOUCHEBAGS REJOICE MTV Has a Show for You!!!

If Ed Hardy, fist pumping, and techno music are on your list of “Favorites” then you’re in luck. MTV, the station responsible for giving us the shitstorm that is Spencer & Heidi is now bringing us a new group of bottom feeders to obsess over.

Jersey Shore is a new series that follows the lives of Jersey douches as they party it up on the beach. Yeah, this is going to be amazing.

I really don’t understand the new obsession with Douchebags. From Tool Academy to Jon Gossling, it seems that they are growing in numbers, organizing and attempting to get the whole world converted to their Affliction Tees, Axe Body Spray, and the joys of extra strength styling gel.

Hopefully, it’s just a trend… hopefully.

Story by Rebecca Alexander

Rebecca does not like biographies. They are stupid and she would rather spend her time editing the site. Which she does with great vigor.