Nicole Richie is Utterly Ridiculous

Winner Worst Dressed at Fashion Rocks: Nicole Richie. We get it Nicole, your pregnant, which means your lactating, which means you feel like a fat cow, which means you need to wear dresses that reflect your inner bovine, but really, did you think this was an awesome choice, didn’t you notice all those dairy farmers checking you out. Further proof that it all goes down hill after pregnancy.

Runner Up: Anna Wintour. Sorry Winnie but this shapeless, pink vomit, frocky looking thing is neither Vogue worthy, nor red carpet ready. This makes you look like a bridge playing grandma and not the hot fiery siren I often imagine you to be. Loose it. I don’t care if it’s Chanel. It was probably free anyways and they probably just gave it to you to see if you’d wear it. I can imagine the conversation now. “Anna, darling, you must wear this to Fashion Rocks *snicker* it will look fabulous on you and all the young bitches will be so jealous *hehe* darling the shoulders are the last to go so show them off with this beauty. Some one in Paris is having a big laugh right now.

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